Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

iLion · Feb 10, 2010

Midnightstar13 tells everyone she meets about Stargazer's amazing "flagpole" trick. wink wink

Art_Sempai · Feb 10, 2010

iLion ate a whole moose.

Midnight Star · Feb 10, 2010

Art Sempai Is trapped inside a birdhouse and my cat is trying to eat him/her

Art_Sempai · Feb 10, 2010

Him.

Midnightstar13 was out at noon.

Stargazer · Feb 10, 2010

Art_Sempai watches womens tennis because he gets off on the sound they make when they serve.

Albedo of Zero · Feb 10, 2010

I just wanted to post right now because Stargazer dared me to.

Preacher'sWife · Feb 10, 2010

Albedo of Zero never takes on a double dare. She's way too chicken.

Kaiser-Kun · Feb 10, 2010

Preacher's Wife has been banned from KFC because she only ordered chicken breasts and then stabbed them with a spork while yelling "TAKE THAT, YOU SILICONE BEETSHES!"

Preacher'sWife · Feb 10, 2010

Kaiser-Kun was banned from KFC for wearing a bikini top he made out of their boneless chicken breasts and singing "I'm Gonna Wash That Dog Right Outa My Hair" during his lunch hour.

Stargazer · Feb 11, 2010

Preacher'sWife frequents as an extra in many of Max Mosely's private get togethers.

iLion · Feb 11, 2010

Stargazer was recently blinded after he read that our sun is actually a star.

StephanieFox · Feb 11, 2010

ILion likes women's feet. And shoes. Pretty, pretty pumps and Mary Janes. but none of those spike-heeled boots. Never!

Midnight Star · Feb 11, 2010

StephanieFox is actually a fox (bet you've never heard that one before...)

Kaiser-Kun · Feb 11, 2010

midnightstar is training to be a magician, but she can't stop the flood of bunnies coming out whenever she takes off her hat.

Stargazer · Feb 12, 2010

Kaiser-Kun, in honour of this Outrageous Lie thread, is petitioning the site admin to change the name from Absolute Write, to Absolute Bull-shit.

flyingtart · Feb 12, 2010

Stargazer drives around naked to cut down on wind resistance.

BlueDimity · Feb 12, 2010

flyingtart has an interesting avatar.

iLion · Feb 13, 2010

Anonyouth's nose is stuck in a book, because she began reading shortly after sniffing some glue. It's been weeks.

Kaiser-Kun · Feb 13, 2010

iLion is the local champion of Long-Distance Shi-Tzu Kicking. His partner isn't quite as thrilled.

BlueDimity · Feb 13, 2010

Kaiser-Kun has the the word fucker is his signature.

flyingtart · Feb 14, 2010

Anonyouth has majestical sideburns that flap so hard in the wind they are a danger to wildlife.

Midnight Star · Feb 14, 2010

Flying tart is one of those new grape-flavored poptarts. They were not very good...

Preacher'sWife · Feb 14, 2010

Midnightstar13's ultimate role model is "Barbie".

StephanieFox · Feb 14, 2010

Preacher's Wife can't stop talking.

Kaiser-Kun · Feb 14, 2010

Stephanie got drunk the other night and took the sentence "Wanna fluff my Garfield?" entirely out of context.

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

Why do I say these things?

Writer

We are once in a lifetime.

Writer

Spiralling into the abyss

That didn't hurt

Crack that WIP!

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Crack that WIP!

Spiralling into the abyss

Why do I say these things?

Maybull the Bulldog

We are once in a lifetime.

!

Spiralling into the abyss

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Why do I say these things?

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I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

We are once in a lifetime.

Crack that WIP!

Maybull the Bulldog

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