Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

BlueDimity · Feb 14, 2010

Kaiser drinks milk from the gallon! Ew.

iLion · Feb 15, 2010

Anonyouth travels into the future, makes trouble, then zips back.

NickDangr · Feb 16, 2010

iLion plays with Star Wars figurines and is particularly fond of Jar Jar.

iLion · Feb 16, 2010

For entertainment, NickDangr calls a yellow cab to his home every day at noon, then pretends no one is home.

Preacher'sWife · Feb 16, 2010

iLion travels from room to room in his house marking his territory. Bad kitty!!

iLion · Feb 16, 2010

Preacher'sWife teaches beginning piano lessons on an old upright she strung backward. She graduates them after six months, saying it's time they moved on to another teacher for the next level of mastery.

Tink · Feb 16, 2010

iLion isn't really on the banks of the Ohio. He's really on the banks of the Amazon surrounded by half nekkid women with big boobies (ahem, i read ur profile) and no, you didn't really write that out loud.

iLion · Feb 16, 2010

Tink once tried being a country singer in a Chicago Irish pub. She got the name Tink from the sound of the pennies dropping in the jar.

Kaiser-Kun · Feb 16, 2010

iLion was bullied yesterday by a gang of punk biker rebel pre-schoolers, who gave him a wedgie and took his lunch money, before speeding off in their tricycles.

Preacher'sWife · Feb 16, 2010

Kaiser-Kun has a thing for little red tricycles. Still missing that bell, Kaiser?

Kaiser-Kun · Feb 16, 2010

Preacher's Wife has not pushed my berserk button. *puts on his wifebeater*

Albedo of Zero · Feb 16, 2010

Kaiser-Kun has lucid dreams that he's in Mario Land and jumps on clouds.

flyingtart · Feb 17, 2010

Albedo of Zero looks like a gibbon on heat.

Kaiser-Kun · Feb 17, 2010

flyingtart loves being spanked with a paddle.

iLion · Feb 17, 2010

Kaiser-kun plays a violin like a guitar.

Tink · Feb 17, 2010

iLion plays a harp like a fiddle.

Lavern08 · Feb 17, 2010

Tink uses a yellow, neon highlighter to *emphasize* her belly button.

Tink · Feb 17, 2010

Lavern08 has Wonder Woman printed on her suit but she's really the Bionic Woman.

Kaiser-Kun · Feb 17, 2010

"Tink" is just her last nickname. Previous ones included Thunk, Thud, Bonk, and Bump.

Tink · Feb 17, 2010

Kaiser-Kun isn't really controlled by fluffy hat, he is control by a flat-bread hat concelled as a Kaiser Roll.

iLion · Feb 17, 2010

Tink washes her car out on the driveway even in the snowy winter, 'cuz she knows it drives the neighbor guy crazy.

Stargazer · Feb 17, 2010

iLion is the person responsible for all those ridiculous suggestions you get when you type "How do I" into the Google search engine.

Tink · Feb 17, 2010

The Star's that Stargazer gazes at aren't the Star's in the sky but the Star's in the movies.

NickDangr · Feb 18, 2010

Tink once had a pet Gummi Bear - it bit her once, and she bit it back... once...

Lavern08 · Feb 18, 2010

Nick's middle name is: Not Really

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

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Crack that WIP!

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Just soaking up some R&R...

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Crack that WIP!

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That didn't hurt

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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Spiralling into the abyss

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