The "I'm sorry" thread

shakeysix · Feb 21, 2010

this red rose is so much prettier than the white

i'm sorry i let uncle dick babysit the young princes but...

Komnena · Feb 21, 2010

I wanted to be the Queen of England.

I'm sorry I dropped the glass slipper but

shakeysix · Feb 21, 2010

it wasn't working with my corn pads

i'm sorry that i danced with the prince all night

Komnena · Feb 22, 2010

hey you'll find another man eventually.

I'm sorry I stayed out past midnight but

flyingtart · Feb 22, 2010

I am a vampire.

I'm sorry I bit your neck and drank your blood but...

shakeysix · Feb 22, 2010

i was out of V-8. next time could you dine on sea food? i am partial to clammato

i'm sorry that i burned your grilled sweetbreads but...

Woof · Feb 22, 2010

...you told me that you're used to having "heart" burn.

I'm sorry that during your acupuncture treatment, one of the needles pierced your bladder, but...

shakeysix · Feb 22, 2010

now when you say you have to take a leak it will be a fact not a literary device

i'm sorry that i dug a tunnel to Tijuana in your basement

Komnena · Feb 22, 2010

but I really had to make a run for the border.
I'm sorry I accidentally walled up the cat but

shakeysix · Feb 22, 2010

but he was sucking up my cask of amontillado

i'm sorry that your house fell down the night i came to visit

Nymtoc · Feb 22, 2010

...but I warned you that I'm a homewrecker.

I'm sorry my boa constrictor escaped and is hiding somewhere in your house, but...

Woof · Feb 22, 2010

...but you'll be happy to know that when he slithers into your bed, coils around your neck and squeezes the life out of you, that is his way of showing affection.

I'm sorry that when I was vacuuming your place I accidentally sucked up your priceless stamp collection, but...

Tink · Feb 22, 2010

...but its ok because since the stamps went through the vacuum they aren't priceless anylonger.

I am sorry that I drove through your flower garden on my riding lawnmower with the blades engaged but....

shakeysix · Feb 23, 2010

not as sorry as your mexican gardener who was hand weeding at the time

i'm sorry that i told the ira about your goose that lays the golden eggs

Cella · Feb 23, 2010

but they were looking for my pot of gold.

I'm sorry I told you 1AM instead of 1PM...

Nymtoc · Feb 23, 2010

...but that's a silly way to keep time anyway, and if you had any sense you'd switch to 24-hour time, like most smart people. I'm writing this at 13:31.

I'm sorry I poured molasses in your gas tank, but...

Woof · Feb 23, 2010

...but you are, after all driving a Toyota, and with your acceleration problems and all, I thought you'd appreciate my little safety feature.

I'm sorry that after you exclaimed, "What am I, chopped liver?" that somebody attempted to spread you on a Ritz cracker, but...

Komnena · Feb 23, 2010

didn't you always want to be putting on the Ritz?

I'm sorry I told the Spanish about your treasure but

shakeysix · Feb 24, 2010

but that torquemada guy is kind of a spooky dude

i'm sorry that i told the inquisition you were having bagels and lox for lunch

flyingtart · Feb 24, 2010

but I warned you not to take my bagels and lox without asking.

I'm sorry I stamped on your head but...

shakeysix · Feb 24, 2010

i wanted to mail it to your next of kin

i'm sorry that i substituted styrofoam peanuts for the spanish peanuts in the peanut brittle that i made for you

AuburnAssassin · Feb 24, 2010

...but I was trying to offer a low calorie alternative.

I'm sorry sold your avatar picture to a porn site...

Paul · Feb 24, 2010

I'm sorry sold your avatar picture to a porn site...
but you did say you wanted to meet new people

I'm sorry I sold your wife to the circus

Komnena · Feb 24, 2010

your new lion is guaranteed to keep burglars away.

I'm sorry I set fire to those old ships and sailed them into your fleet but

Nymtoc · Feb 25, 2010

...I needed some footage of a naval battle for my movie, and your fleet was just sitting there. I mean, I did list you in the credits.

I'm sorry I stole your plot for that story I sold to Hollywood for $1 million, but...

The "I'm sorry" thread

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