Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

Lavern08 · Mar 29, 2010

Flyingtart colors, decorates and hides cow patties instead of eggs at Easter time.

Kaiser-Kun · Mar 29, 2010

Lavern composes lame poems and reads it aloud on Open Mic Nights, encouraging her friends to hurl tomatoes at her.

Lavern08 · Mar 29, 2010

Kaiser uses the tomatoes to make spaghetti sauce and sells it at his local Farmer's Market.

Stargazer · Mar 30, 2010

Lavern writes all her greetings cards in VBA code.

Kaiser-Kun · Mar 30, 2010

Stargazer sells red ink made from the blood of children. It's all the rage for Hallmark Cards.

Albedo of Zero · Mar 30, 2010

Kaiser-Kun's fluffy hat isn't really fluffy.

NathanBrazil · Mar 30, 2010

Albed of Zero still can't figure out why her stories written in crayon are being rejected.

Kaiser-Kun · Mar 30, 2010

Nathan has the annoying habit of dressing in a different stereotipically offensive attire every day.

Stargazer · Mar 31, 2010

Kaiser Kun's idea of being racist is shouting things like "NASCAR" and "Formula 1" at people.

NathanBrazil · Mar 31, 2010

Stargazer hired people just so that they can call your people and those sunglasses are really just black perma-paint, so methinks he really shouldn't be driving.

Kaiser-Kun · Mar 31, 2010

Nathan wrote an entire novel in pirate talk. It's an erotica.

Yarr, bring me the ports so I can bring me mast inside, mateys.

Lavern08 · Mar 31, 2010

KK used to be KKK until he realized he was half jewish and half black.

Preacher'sWife · Mar 31, 2010

Lavern has been stalking Bob Barker ever since she was rejected as one of Barker's Beauties!

Kaiser-Kun · Mar 31, 2010

Preacher's Wife planted a rose garden in her backyard and kidnapped two kids to have rose petals thrown at her as she walks.

flyingtart · Apr 1, 2010

Kaiser-Kun has a license to make puppies into headgear.

Kaiser-Kun · Apr 1, 2010

flyingtart got superpowers and now she faster than a speeding turtle, stronger than a hummingbird, and stinkier than a skunk. She uses the last one often.

Stargazer · Apr 1, 2010

Kaiser Kun works for a local charity, boxing up packets of Fudge candy and sending it out to poverty stricken countries...

The real kicker though, KK goes around proudly proclaiming that he's a fudge-packer!

LaurieD · Apr 1, 2010

Stargazer's drawers are kept in the freezer

Kaiser-Kun · Apr 1, 2010

Laurie wrote me a poem.

flyingtart · Apr 2, 2010

Kaiser-Kun has a Rick Astley fixation and doesn't know he isn't poet laureate.

Lavern08 · Apr 2, 2010

Flyingtart thinks singing accapella means singing in the nude - She's a big hit at karaoke bars.

Midnight Star · Apr 2, 2010

Lavern likes to make movies of herself eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and puts them on youtube. No one knows why, but they are always on the most viewed list.

Preacher'sWife · Apr 2, 2010

Midnight Star tries to hatch her Easter eggs each year, but ends up just having to pick egg shell fragments out of her bum.

Kaiser-Kun · Apr 2, 2010

Preacher's Wife's tongue has a smaller Preacher's Wife on its tip.

Lavern08 · Apr 3, 2010

Kaiser-Kun dreses up as a big, green Bunny and frightens little kids at Easter egg hunts in his neighborhood each and every year. He has no shame, I tell ya.

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Spiralling into the abyss

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That didn't hurt

riff-raff

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Spiralling into the abyss

riff-raff

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Crack that WIP!

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I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

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Spiralling into the abyss

aka Skwirrel

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I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

We are once in a lifetime.

Crack that WIP!

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!