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Woof · May 11, 2010

"Jolt of shock therapy," he said, "is what I get each day when I see my wife at breakfast."

Nymtoc · May 11, 2010

Breakfast in China may include zhou, a kind of porridge.

Lavern08 · May 11, 2010

Porridge with butter and brown sugar is rather tasty.

Woof · May 11, 2010

"Tasty?" said the cannibal, rubbing his jaw in pain, "You call that tasty? When I bit into a finger, I chipped my tooth on her wedding band."

Nymtoc · May 12, 2010

Band is a 1998 documentary film chronicling the 1997 marching season of the Waxahachie High School Marching Band from summer camp to state competition.

Woof · May 12, 2010

"Competition no longer bothers me," he said, "not since I acquired the services of a highly adept hit man."

Nymtoc · May 12, 2010

Man does not live by junk food alone.

Woof · May 12, 2010

Alone he sits, friendless, dejected, isolated, with nothing but ten million dollars in the bank for comfort.

Nymtoc · May 12, 2010

Comfort is desired by everyone, except maybe masochists.

Snowstorm · May 12, 2010

Masochists take comfort in taking comfort away.

Woof · May 12, 2010

"Away, get thee behind me, Satan," he cried, unaware that he was about to be stabbed in the back with a pitchfork.

Midnight Star · May 12, 2010

Pitchfork Pete hit Silo Steve over the head with a shovel.

Nymtoc · May 12, 2010

Shovel enough s**t, and you might get elected.

Midnight Star · May 12, 2010

Elected congressmen are often idiots.

Woof · May 12, 2010

Idiots in government constitute an axiomatic truth.

Nymtoc · May 12, 2010

Truth is a rare commodity in political circles.

Midnight Star · May 12, 2010

Circles drawn in red crayon have the ability to make one dizzy.

Woof · May 12, 2010

Dizzy dancing mixed with dirty dancing always ends up on the floor.

Lavern08 · May 12, 2010

Floor plans are confusing to me.

Woof · May 12, 2010

"Me me me me me," sang the egotistical tenor, practicing his scales.

Nymtoc · May 12, 2010

Scales often tell weight watchers truths they would rather not know.

Lavern08 · May 12, 2010

Know way: Hose, typed the novelist with bad grammar and even worse spelling.

Nymtoc · May 13, 2010

Spelling (Aaron) was a writer, actor and producer who was involved in a number of very successful TV series, including Dynasty, The Love Boat and Charlie's Angels.

Lavern08 · May 13, 2010

Angels are sometimes called Messengers of God

Snowstorm · May 13, 2010

God's messengers are not known for disseminating communications through cheesy TV shows.

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