Romance with your murder?

What It All Means

Okay, I put my What It All Means hat on, analysed the statistics, normalised against the population, conducted postmodern textual deconstruction of the commentary and came to the following conclusions...

1. Women who say 'yes' are twice as much woman as men who do
2. A man saying yes does not beat a woman saying no
3. There are no men who say no
4. A woman who says yes is twice as likely to say 'don't overdo it'
5. Half the men who say yes will also say 'that's too much' to a woman who also says yes.
6. No matter who's saying yes and who's saying no, there's always a couple who want to watch.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

Ruv Draba said:

I know what you mean. Watching even one episode of Lost made me want to do that.

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Oh my! That's cold. You gonna put up with that, Ma Deuce? Or do what I saw Mod Bunneh do and BLAST a dude?

Ruv Draba said:

Okay, I put my What It All Means hat on, analysed the statistics, normalised against the population, conducted postmodern textual deconstruction of the commentary and came to the following conclusions...

1. Women who say 'yes' are twice as much woman as men who do
2. A man saying yes does not beat a woman saying no
3. There are no men who say no
4. A woman who says yes is twice as likely to say 'don't overdo it'
5. Half the men who say yes will also say 'that's too much' to a woman who also says yes.
6. No matter who's saying yes and who's saying no, there's always a couple who want to watch.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

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Now that's what we needed. Official literate content.

Wait. What was that crack about people wanting to watch? Voyeurism will not be tolerated by M/T/S writers. Nosiree.

That has to stay in the Erotica forum where the pubescent and the people with fond memories of when they were pubescent hang out.

heyjude said:

I thought that show would appeal greatly to Ruv.

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Sometimes a show doesn't jump the shark... it builds a mountain of red herrings and climbs it. A diet of too much fish gives me scurvy due to lack of vitamin C-for-Cohesion.

Personally, I love the way your brain works Ruv.

Ruv Draba said:

Okay, I put my What It All Means hat on, analysed the statistics, normalised against the population, conducted postmodern textual deconstruction of the commentary and came to the following conclusions...

1. Women who say 'yes' are twice as much woman as men who do
2. A man saying yes does not beat a woman saying no
3. There are no men who say no
4. A woman who says yes is twice as likely to say 'don't overdo it'
5. Half the men who say yes will also say 'that's too much' to a woman who also says yes.
6. No matter who's saying yes and who's saying no, there's always a couple who want to watch.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

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I'm still trying to get my mind around Item 1.

Lets' see if I parsed (good word, that) the meaning OF IT.
Women, who say yes, are twice as much woman as men who do. Hmmm.

Let's try it another way.
Women who say yes are twice as much woman, as men who do. Weeellll....

One more time.
Women who say yes, are twice as much woman, as men who do. Arrrgh!

It says three different things, according to Funk and Wagnalls, and only one version can represent reality in the current space-time continuum.

I know what it is. The Large Hadron Collider has already sucked the earth into the dreaded black hole and popped out the other side in an alternate universe AND WE DID NOT KNOW IT!

In this universe, chocolate is a diet food.

Chocolate's okay once in a while, but I'd rather have Doritos as the diet food.

Ref, we need a location ruling. See this post.


REFEREE Kaitie

TEAM

StanMiller - Character Name: The Cherokee

HeyJude - Character Name: Ma Deuce

sheadakota - Character Name: Alpine


TEAM

ToddBush - Character Name: Bauer

History Sleuth - Character Name: Gigs ... I mean Giggles (cause Ma said so)

DocBrown - Character Name: Doc


Today is the 28th - 1 week
Gigs has shot several skunk bombs into opponents camp just to watch them all run from their tents.

Stanmiller said:

I'm still trying to get my mind around Item 1.

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I meant:

HistorySleuth said:

Today is the 28th - 1 week
Gigs has shot several skunk bombs into opponents camp just to watch them all run from their tents.

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This is what we think of yer skunk bombs

While you sneaked over here, we

Then we went to your camp and :

So to you.

Ruv Draba said:

I meant:

Women who say yes are twice! As much: woman-as-men who do.
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You didn't get the word, eh. In this alternate universe women are men. But they don't know it yet.

heyjude said:

Wait. Who did what with the which now?

I might be getting confused.

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You have to combine Ruv's insight with that Thompson character's meanderings to make sense of it, then again it probably won't do any good. Because, well, just because.

heyjude said:

...or just go eat some chocolate!

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Chocolate? What's that? There no such thing in this universe.

*Wait* Did we shift universes again?

Check your rep.

heyjude said:

Ma Deuce does not do universes without chocolate. Vegan choc is okay, but NO chocolate?

That's like taking Ma Deuce on a long stroll along the marina in stilettos...

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No marinas or stillettos in this U either. It's a dull and uninteresting place. Hope we shift again soon.

Back to intermittent official thread content, a couple more voted. No men, so the ration is now 15 out of 50. Hmmm. Looks like a TREND.

Check rep.

heyjude said:

::stomps stilettoed foot:: Need stilettos AND marinas for happiness. (not at the same time though)

Here's a serious question: Will ANY man at this point admit to being the ONE who DOESN'T want any romance in his MTS?

Repping back...

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I'd say it's likely to be the two sneaks at the bottom that only like to watch.

Should there be men that vote they don't like any romance? Personally, as a woman, I think it's a good sign that it remains at zero.

HistorySleuth said:

Should there be men that vote they don't like any romance? Personally, as a woman, I think it's a good sign that it remains at zero.

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Oh yeah. And while you were , we sneaked into your camp and did this Look for them on FB.