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"Quack!" she screamed at her doctor after he stuck her with a large bill.
 

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Sight was a sense which the blind man lacked, but that did not trouble him, for he possessed insight.
 

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Insight is the faculty of seeing into the inner character or underlying truth in any person, thought, statement, presentation, hypothesis, belief, concept, conclusion, doctrine, judgment, opinion, perception, view, theory or kumquat.
 

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Villains are intriguing - especially if they have a handlebar moustache
 

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Horn of a unicorn belongs on the unicorn it grew on.
 

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On Her Majesty's Secret Service features George Lazenby's only appearance as James Bond.
 

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Maugham is a word that I do not know.
 

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"Apothegms!" my mentally unstable aunt screeched, pulling at her restraints.
 

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Masochists have been scientifically proven to withstand abnormally high levels of heat and are therefore being recruited as the new outer panels for the next space shuttle.
 

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Shuttle trains run every few minutes between Grand Central Terminal and Times Square.
 

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Centipedes are supposed to have a hundred legs, but really they always have an odd pair.
 

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Pair is often confused with pear and pare. The question is, What would you use to pare a pair of pears?