Scenes from a hat!

Kaiser-Kun · Aug 12, 2010

5.- Insist on honoring the defunct with a conga line.

PEBKAC said:
Worst opening lines for a eulogy.

1.- We all loved this woman... If you know what I mean.

SWest · Aug 12, 2010

2. "I know you've all got better places to be, so I'll make this brief..."

Williebee · Aug 12, 2010

3. Ok, so did anybody get this guy's name?

Anybody??

NathanBrazil · Aug 12, 2010

4. I'm Al Gore and since I now have your undivided attention, I'd like to talk about global warming.

Snowstorm · Aug 13, 2010

5. Dearly beloved .... oops.

Bad things to say when the baby comes home from the hospital.

Zephronias · Aug 13, 2010

1. "Is. . . is there something wrong with it?"
(Not even kidding, my brother said that about my baby cousin. To his credit, she DID look like a shrivled up angry man-raisin)

Nightfly · Aug 14, 2010

2. He's beautiful. And look, you're still kind of chubby.
Uhm, I'm just gonna... :gone:

PEBKAC2 · Aug 14, 2010

3. Show me how this whole breastfeeding thing works!

NathanBrazil · Aug 15, 2010

4. They said you was abucted by aliens but I never believed it . . . til now.

Williebee · Aug 15, 2010

5. Well, sure, that birthing thing was cool and all. But can you put it back?

Things you can say about fishing that you can't say about your spouse.

archerjoe · Aug 15, 2010

1. It might look silly but nothing can resist it when I wiggle it like that.

NathanBrazil · Aug 15, 2010

2. When we get something that looks like that, we usually throw it back.

Zephronias · Aug 16, 2010

3. Now you gut it.

Kaiser-Kun · Aug 16, 2010

4. I got a fatter one last year!

poetinahat · Aug 16, 2010

5. Aw, this one might be a little tiddler, but you can use him as bait for a bigger one.

Disturbing road signs

NathanBrazil · Aug 16, 2010

1. All roads lead to hell.

archerjoe · Aug 16, 2010

2. Alien Abductions Next 50 Miles

poetinahat · Aug 16, 2010

3. (used to drive past this one in Michigan fairly frequently)
PRISON AREA - DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS

Zephronias · Aug 17, 2010

4.

Kaiser-Kun · Aug 17, 2010

5.- BEHIND YOU!

Bad things to hear when the lights go out

archerjoe · Aug 17, 2010

1. This cave is perfectly safe. I'm sure that bear scat is at least a week old.

Williebee · Aug 17, 2010

2. I think he's out doctor. Would you like to cut?

Lavern08 · Aug 17, 2010

3. "Cannibals? Where?"

NathanBrazil · Aug 17, 2010

4. I think is safe now. You wrap that string around the gargantuan's ankles. Once we topple the beast we'll be able to tie it down.

poetinahat · Aug 17, 2010

5. "First!"

Movie stars you wouldn't want to be mistaken for

Scenes from a hat!

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In the garden...

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

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Baby plot bunneh sniffs out a clue

Oh God, I'm trapped in a text box!

Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?

Will crit for food.

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Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

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Oh God, I'm trapped in a text box!

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Numbers are beautiful

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Numbers are beautiful

Oh God, I'm trapped in a text box!

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Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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Numbers are beautiful