Scenes from a hat!

Daisylee · Aug 27, 2010

5. That you just swallowed a spider in your sleep.

What you REALLY want to say in a job interview when asked about your five year plan?

Kaiser-Kun · Aug 27, 2010

1.- Do I get plastic surgery with it? I could use a few more uh-huhs, if you know what I mean.

Williebee · Aug 27, 2010

2. I'm planning to ingratiate myself with the other workers and each member of management above me, in turn, work late on projects I initiate, wait for my supervisors to check up on me and then kill, cook and eat my way to the top.

NathanBrazil · Aug 27, 2010

3. My what? How the hell should I know.

iLion · Aug 27, 2010

4. Five year plan?! Get real... I don't even have a 6-month plan.

poetinahat · Aug 27, 2010

5. Let's face it. This place isn't exactly crawling with babes. So I reckon my work here will be done in a few months.

'Dummies' books we'd like to see

iLion · Aug 28, 2010

1. Brain Surgery for Dummies

Williebee · Aug 28, 2010

2. Ventriloquism. Dummies for Dummies

This one may actually exist.

Kaiser-Kun · Aug 28, 2010

4.- Understanding Women for Dummies... oh, who am I kidding?

Zephronias · Aug 28, 2010

5. Transdimensional Vortexes and Time Travel for Dummies

What not to do during a prison break

Kaiser-Kun · Aug 28, 2010

1.- *takes out a megaphone*

WHERE THE HECK ARE MY KEYS?

Albedo of Zero · Aug 28, 2010

2. pick up the soap from the shower floor

NathanBrazil · Aug 28, 2010

3. Yell. "Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. STOP IT. All of this yelling and fighting is giving me a migraine."

iLion · Aug 29, 2010

4. Yell out "Guys! Guys! Please..! Lets just be orderly and get in line. Everyone will get a turn to escape soon enough!"

poetinahat · Aug 29, 2010

5. *cue Benny Hill music* Pat Big Turk on the head and scootle around the yard

Unlikely names for Hurricanes

Williebee · Aug 29, 2010

1. Windy. ( I SO want this to happen.)

Kaiser-Kun · Aug 29, 2010

2.- Hurricane Candy.

Get it? Like candy cane. Only cane candy.

NathanBrazil · Aug 29, 2010

3. The Death Eater

poetinahat · Aug 29, 2010

4. Barack

Daisylee · Aug 29, 2010

5. Airhead

Best Excuses when breaking a date?

Williebee · Aug 29, 2010

Hmmm

1.
If you want to see her again?
Your gift just arrived from France and I want to go pick it up right away.

If you never want to see her again?
I can't. My Mom sez I'm grounded.

Kaiser-Kun · Aug 30, 2010

2.- I'm going to donate blood and I might forget your number because of it.

iLion · Aug 30, 2010

3. I really, really want to go on this date with you, but my dog threw up on the carpet and if I don't get it professionally cleaned right away the landlord is going to evict me since this has happened before and he promised I'd never ever get away with it again because the place was absolutely pristine when I moved in even though really it wasn't even close to anything remotely pristine because like the oven wasn't cleaned and there were like spider webs in the hall and all sorts of things like that, but I know he means it so I can't take time to go on that date after all even though I really really wanted to.

I'm sure you understand.

Kaiser-Kun · Aug 30, 2010

4.- I saw a burning orphanage on my way here and I have to go save all those poor kiddies or else they'll never grow up to be responsible adults like me.

Lavern08 · Aug 30, 2010

5. Your sister asked me out first.

Tell the IRS Agent Why You Didn't file Your Tax Return Last Year...

Scenes from a hat!

Livin' in the Land of Knothead

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Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

riff-raff

Why do I say these things?

Numbers are beautiful

Why do I say these things?

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

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Oh God, I'm trapped in a text box!

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That didn't hurt

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Why do I say these things?

Numbers are beautiful

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

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riff-raff

Numbers are beautiful

Livin' in the Land of Knothead

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

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Why do I say these things?

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!