Scenes from a hat!

Williebee · Nov 6, 2010

2. You wake up to see a squirrel looking at your crotch.
He says "Hey buddy, I need those."

iLion · Nov 6, 2010

3. All the women are back wearing too many clothes.

Silent Rob · Nov 9, 2010

4. The increasing cold does things to you that means you can now reach those high notes in the carol-singing contest.

Fallen · Nov 9, 2010

5. Supermarkets start stocking shelves for Easter

5 reasons why you couldn't get your kid that Christmas present he wanted.

archerjoe · Nov 9, 2010

1. I don't have the proper passport to travel to the mythical land of Wuzzle

Williebee · Nov 9, 2010

2. Ben, for the last time, we're Jewish!

Silent Rob · Nov 10, 2010

3. Damian was recently possessed by demonic forces and won't let me out of the house

Lavern08 · Nov 10, 2010

4. Wal*Mart wouldn't accept your Food Stamps as payment

poetinahat · Nov 10, 2010

5. No way, son. I've *seen* Risky Business.

Added features that don't really improve the product

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 10, 2010

1.- New Windows XPy! Now with Quirky Query Generator!

archerjoe · Nov 10, 2010

2. Jersey Shore tanning solution - now with organic carrot juice!

iLion · Nov 11, 2010

3. Deep sea diver's helmet with automated window wiper.

poetinahat · Nov 11, 2010

4. microwave oven with weathervane

Zephronias · Nov 11, 2010

5. Soap! Now with filth!

Reasons window blinds and curtains exist.

Silent Rob · Nov 12, 2010

1. Yo' mamma.

archerjoe · Nov 12, 2010

2. The continued shame of that Def Leppard tattoo

Lavern08 · Nov 12, 2010

3. Joan Rivers

iLion · Nov 12, 2010

4. Grampa (We went with nailed shutters)

Silent Rob · Nov 13, 2010

5. The light! It burns!

Great sequels that were never made.

archerjoe · Nov 13, 2010

1. A Light-Rail Train Named Desire

iLion · Nov 13, 2010

2. To Kill A Sparrow

slcboston · Nov 13, 2010

3. Kill Mo' Mock - Boo Radley in the Hood

(with apologies to Berkley Breathed

)

Williebee · Nov 13, 2010

4. Oh Look, the Wind Brought it Back!

NathanBrazil · Nov 14, 2010

5. Lord of the Fleas

Peculiar Pre-Flight Safety Procedures

Snowstorm · Nov 14, 2010

1. Verify the toilet seat is upright and in the locked position.