Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume II)

alleycat · Jan 6, 2011

I just received an e-mail from a certain lady friend of mine after I made an innocent little comment. I told her she might slap me.

Slapped? You think I'm going to stop at slapping? You're funny!!

Silent Rob · Jan 6, 2011

You can visit kayleamay in hospital, AC!

alleycat · Jan 6, 2011

By the way, never ask a woman whether she'd prefer a toaster or a hand mixer for her birthday.

You've got all year to figure out what to get me for my birthday...and it better not be an appliance.

Pushy little thing, ain't she.

Silent Rob · Jan 6, 2011

Whatever happened to gentlemans' lib?

ROAR

alleycat · Jan 6, 2011

Women told us to shut up and just open the pickle jar.

Silent Rob · Jan 6, 2011

Is that a euphemism?

ROAR

alleycat · Jan 6, 2011

No, that's "hide the salami".

Silent Rob · Jan 6, 2011

*blushes*

alleycat · Jan 6, 2011

How can a muppet blush?

Silent Rob · Jan 6, 2011

Well...ok then, my ears are on fire.

Literally.

Yowl.

kayleamay · Jan 6, 2011

alleycat said:
You need a good meal of motivation. kayleamay was going to pick us up some the other day.

Silent Rob said:
She burned it in the oven.

Sadface.

Did I forget to call you all to dinner? My bad.

alleycat said:
Women told us to shut up and just open the pickle jar.

Somebody had to tell you how it is.

Lavern08 · Jan 6, 2011

Bans A/C for ~~measuring~~ looking at Cliff's *arse*

** oops, rong thread **

Carry on.

alleycat · Jan 6, 2011

Silent Rob · Jan 6, 2011

Tee hee.

kayleamay · Jan 6, 2011

*sprinkles Beano in drinking water*

Lavern08 · Jan 6, 2011

** confiscates Kay's steroids **

Silent Rob · Jan 6, 2011

Gross. Now there's a comic in my water.

kayleamay · Jan 6, 2011

Lavern08 said:
** confiscates Kay's steroids **

You can take anything except the steroids. Although I hate the mood swings and constant hunger, I can't help but love the way my joints currently feel. I am pain free, and that only happens when they put me on Prednisone.

sadron · Jan 6, 2011

Hey kayleamay!

Silent Rob · Jan 6, 2011

kayleamay said:
You can take anything except the steroids. Although I hate the mood swings and constant hunger, I can't help but love the way my joints currently feel. I am pain free, and that only happens when they put me on Prednisone.

That sounds like the speech from Braveheart, but with drugs.

ROAR

kayleamay · Jan 6, 2011

I know. I think I teared up when I wrote that.

FREEEEEEEEEDOM!
roar

ETA: Hi, Sadron!

alleycat · Jan 6, 2011

Silent Rob said:
That sounds like the speech from Braveheart, but with drugs.

Or another episode of Nurse Crazy. Kayleamay gets high on drugs and give a "Braveheart speech" in the ER waiting room while wearing a bedpan for a helmet.

kayleamay · Jan 6, 2011

I can't wear a bedpan as a helmet. We only do that to the interns.

alleycat · Jan 6, 2011

Okay, use it as a shield.

kayleamay · Jan 6, 2011

I could probably be encouraged to make an Idiana Jones type bullwhip from catheter tubing though.

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