The vet called, he said you-know-who is due for a check-up next week.
Carol Channing called to ask if your dog was done with her wig yet.
I called, but that was an accident. I sat on my cell phone.
And, Ms. Dani Bamba called to say that you have $105,000,000 waiting for you in a Nigerian bank but she needs you to send your social security number, mother's maiden name and the PIN for your debit card to her to finalize the transaction.