Best One-Liners from Movies

regdog · Feb 28, 2011

Get Kyle and Dusty over here. And keep your eyes open! I'm runnin out of deputies.

WCP · Feb 28, 2011

keep the change you filthy animal

Pterofan · Feb 28, 2011

Come quietly or there will be trouble.

regdog · Mar 3, 2011

Where are we going?

Planet 10.

When?

Real soon.

regdog · Mar 3, 2011

It's not my goddamn planet, monkeyboy.

Hip-Hop-a-potamus · Mar 3, 2011

"Taffeta, darling!"
"Taffeta, sweetheart!"
"No, my dress....it's taffeta. It wrinkles so easily..."

"Andrew!! Are you going to bring me my lemon? Or do I have to squeeze it from my hat??!"

lastlittlebird · Mar 3, 2011

Kaylee: For over a year now, I 'aint had nothin' 'twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries!
Mal: Oh God, I can't know that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more...

Slushie · Mar 3, 2011

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"

Diana Hignutt · Mar 4, 2011

"It's too loud in here. We can't hear each other talk."

"What makes you think I want to hear you talk?"

regdog · Mar 4, 2011

No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

rosehips · Mar 4, 2011

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

Diana Hignutt · Mar 5, 2011

Extra points for this one, from the extended edition DVD:

"ROAST CHICKEN???"

regdog · Mar 7, 2011

Boba Fett. Boba Fett. Where?

regdog · Mar 7, 2011

Yeah, and I'm a kumquat from Queens.

Ralph, that's not the Soofie way.

Pterofan · Mar 7, 2011

I'm in mourning for my ass.

Ari Meermans · Mar 7, 2011

Seriously, people? The most legendary, if not the most iconic:

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

regdog · Mar 12, 2011

Italo Bombolini "I'm the mayor, no? The Germans come. I greet them. They threaten me! I spit in their face! They put a pistol to my head and blow out my brains!"

Rosa Bombolini "Why would they put a pistol to your head? The whole world knows Bombolini's brains are in his ass."

Best One-Liners from Movies

regdog

The Scavengers

WCP

bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay

Pterofan

Trust me, I'm a writer

regdog

The Scavengers

regdog

The Scavengers

Hip-Hop-a-potamus

My rhymes are bottomless

lastlittlebird

avem narrans

Slushie

Custom User Title

Diana Hignutt

Very Tired

regdog

The Scavengers

rosehips

Mr. Boo is watching you.

Diana Hignutt

Very Tired

regdog

The Scavengers

regdog

The Scavengers

Pterofan

Trust me, I'm a writer

Ari Meermans

MacAllister's Official Minion & Greeter

regdog

The Scavengers