When Nymtoc goes out in public he always wears his tee shirt that says "I am not a stalker." He thinks it actually fools people.
Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)
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Every other Sunday DJ gets together with his buddies around 10:00 p.m.ish to play ninja warrier. They all dress in black and carry nunchucks and swords. There's a lot of leaping behind bushes every time a car approaches. Generally they spend about six hours running around while trying not to be seen, climbing things and darting behind things.
Good times.
Good times.
Pistol Whipped Bee always flips her middle finger and mouths "fu** you" whenever she walks by a store security camera.
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Do we know each other? You're supposed to be making up an outrageous lie, not sharing outrageous truths! Jeeheez.
Vito gets a new perm every other month.
Vito gets a new perm every other month.
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Drachen Jager started out to be a film director, but he soon realized he would never be as good as Ed Wood.
Lavern08 used to work in the tree museum but she got fired for letting guests touch the leaves without paying extra.
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The only food PWB has ever eaten in her life time has been PB&J sanwiches. She thinks all other food looks "icky".
iLion pays for everything in pennies. The last time he bought a car, it took the dealer three weeks to count the money.
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Nym wants to have the world's first cubist face. Today he goes in for surgery #83 to move 1/5 of this nose up closer to his left eye.
iLion is still upset with Miss Vickie for marrying Tiny Tim.
He's still carrying a torch for her, since she was his date for the Sr. Prom
He's still carrying a torch for her, since she was his date for the Sr. Prom
According to the urban dictionary, "Hoskins" means, "An associate at a large law firm in New York who is known to be a total c$%t. A hoskins is a c$%t that will never leave a law firm because she/he believes they have the chance to make partner even thought everyone hates them and they have no chance in hell. They are also refered to as Reba's or C's. C being short for C$%t Face." So naturally HarryHoskins is a hairy one of those.
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DJ only eats unicorn feces, which is why he portrays them as rainbow-colored frosting. (He's not fooling anyone)
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Pistol Whipped Bee was a bully when we were in high school together, and I was her most frequent victim. One day she picked me up and turned me upside down, to make my lunch money fall out of my pockets. A small handful of change fell out of my front pocket; a roll of quarters, a rolled-up sock, and a banana fell out of the front of my pants.
Bullies suck!
Bullies suck!
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