Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

HarryHoskins · Apr 12, 2011

Drachen Jager's favourite song is My boy lollipop.

Nymtoc · Apr 12, 2011

HarryHoskins doesn't trust modern technology and sends all his correspondence by carrier pigeon.

Kaiser-Kun · Apr 12, 2011

Nymtoc firmly believes that children are his nation's best resource. So he personally sells and ships them off to slave traders.

beckahrah · Apr 12, 2011

Kaiser's teeth are made of rainbow jelly beans

Nymtoc · Apr 12, 2011

beckarah writes on an IBM Selectric.

HarryHoskins · Apr 12, 2011

Nymtoc makes his living as a wet nurse.

beckahrah · Apr 12, 2011

Harry is as bald as a Crenshaw melon, but he hides it by keeping wet toast super-glued to his head until it grows fur.

Drachen Jager · Apr 12, 2011

Beckahrah is a black widow, right now she's on husband number seven.

beckahrah · Apr 12, 2011

(thirteen, thank you.)

DJ writes Futurama fanfic episodes. When they're rejected as 'creepy and tasteless,' he eats babies.

Penelope Finn · Apr 12, 2011

Beckahrah has never been abducted by aliens.

Mpride · Apr 12, 2011

Apparently anyone who is following this-- Drachen Jager is Beckahrah's seventh husband and his post above was his cry for help. No one knows where the web is... sad... very sad...

beckahrah · Apr 12, 2011

Mpride & Penelope are married to their work. And that work is creating fine dining experiences based on consuming the tender flesh of endangered species. Their favorite dish so far is the Surf & Turf, comprised of Blue Whale & Polar Bear fillets, with a Leatherback Turtle salad.

adarkfox · Apr 12, 2011

beck is a trained assassin.... houseplant assassin

Nymtoc · Apr 12, 2011

adarkfox has come up with 100 creative ways to re-use Kitty Litter.

Drachen Jager · Apr 12, 2011

Nymtoc doesn't actually have hair, those are carrots which he plants upside down on the sides of his head each spring.

Nymtoc · Apr 12, 2011

DJ used to be Agent 008 for the KGB.

Drachen Jager · Apr 12, 2011

Nymtoc spends his spare time crafting replica trophies for his mantel. He tells his guests that he actually earned every one of them. So far he has Two Emmies, an Oscar, three Golden Globes, a Nobel Literature Prize and a Pulitzer. If he'd use better materials than scotch tape and tinfoil he might actually fool some people.

HarryHoskins · Apr 13, 2011

Drachen Jager's middle name is Chuck.

Nymtoc · Apr 13, 2011

HarryHoskins breeds tropical fish and even gives them names. Then he eats them.

Phil_Hall · Apr 13, 2011

I heard Nymtoc is responsible for Justin Bieber. Also, he once killed a man for snoring too loud.

adarkfox · Apr 13, 2011

Phil doesn't always drink beer, but when he does - it's Keystone baby

Phil_Hall · Apr 13, 2011

Adarkfox's heart holds the secret to immortality, provided you're a Smurf; otherwise there is just dark blood and a heart of burned embers that smolders in the night with an unearthly warmth that chills the mind.

adarkfox · Apr 13, 2011

Phil has beaver fever

Lavern08 · Apr 13, 2011

adarkfox still doesn't understand the concept of the Fax Machine.

Phil_Hall · Apr 13, 2011

Adarkfox isn't far wrong...

But Lavern08 joined the Dark Side because she heard them wrong, she thought they said "Join the Dark Side, we have nookie!" but was greatly disappointed to discover they actually said "cookies."

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

Straw-fed

Benefactor Member

!

I believe you have my stapler

Benefactor Member

Straw-fed

I believe you have my stapler

Professor of applied misanthropy

I believe you have my stapler

Duty, Honor, Country

I believe you have my stapler

designs books | writes books

Benefactor Member

Professor of applied misanthropy

Benefactor Member

Professor of applied misanthropy

Straw-fed

Benefactor Member

Magnum Innominandum

designs books | writes books

Magnum Innominandum

designs books | writes books

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Magnum Innominandum