Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

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parumpdragon

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Jill K. cannot bear the thought of PWB being alone and decides to join her as a 'hermit neighbor'.
 

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parumpdragon, loved dragon so much that she her spell took her into their den only to find that they were munching on the previous wizards bones that tried that stunt.
 

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Jill Karg has 1,247 works in progress. She actually wrote a whole two pages on her latest one before throwing it down in disgust and moving on to the next.
 

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Whenever a friend isn't feeling well, DJ rushes over with a bowl of his homemade chicken soup. Most of his friends have trouble dealing with the feathers.
 

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Beckahrah has auditioned for at least a dozen Pepsi commercials but would rather drink Coca-Cola
 

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Sorry about that...seems Nymtoc is the last poster

Nymtoc once raced on the Nascar circuit, winning many races until a crash with Jeff Gordon on Turn 2 ended his career.
 

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AlanF dresses up in a Nazi uniform on Tuesdays.
 

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MidlifeMark spent over a hundred thousand dollars on gold bullion recently. He says he thought it would make a good soup base.
 

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Drachen Jager is being sued by a unicorn in Ruritania, who claims that DJ's avatar is really a picture of him.
 

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niknicnac is Flemish for "he who laughs last didn't get the joke"
 

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Flyingtart has part ownership in Revlon and Barnum & Bailey Circus.
 

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Newbound use to work for a prestigious law firm in Washington, DC, but left to become a best selling author
 

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Albedo of Zero, in spite of what the name may suggest, scores much higher than a "zero". Too bad the game is golf though, so anything over par isn't good (just kiddin--all in fun)
 

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AlanF is not 'just kidding', he purposely designed that comment to cut as deeply as possible.
 

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Drachen Jager never kids. He sharpens his barbs under a microscope.
 

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Nymtoc uses so much oil in his hair, he went for a swim in the Gulf of Mexico last year, and BP took the blame.
 

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Drachen Jager opened a restaurant to compete with McDonald's. His featured burger was a Big Drach, but as soon as people learned what it was made of, he was forced to close.

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