Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

L.J. · Jun 14, 2011

Funy u shud sey sew.

Is that funny, or what?

Silent Rob · Jun 15, 2011

How droll.

Tough crowd tonight?

luv_being_a_mommy · Jun 15, 2011

not so much.

you going for comedian of the year?

Silent Rob · Jun 15, 2011

Yes, I have my sights trained on him now.

Permission to fire?

Charles Farley · Jun 15, 2011

No need, he bombed.

Who's gonna clean up this mess?

L.J. · Jun 15, 2011

The housekeeper.

But who's gonna clean up that mess?

Sheila Muirenn · Jun 15, 2011

The sand on the backseat floor of my car.

Do you want to know how it got there?

Vince524 · Jun 15, 2011

Ate a sandbag, then farted.

You got anything to make me feel better?

luv_being_a_mommy · Jun 15, 2011

I can give you a sand mold.

You want a castle or x-men sand mold?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 15, 2011

I do.

Are you done playing in the sand box?

Sheila Muirenn · Jun 15, 2011

That's the giant litter box!

Do giants really inhabit secret mountains?

L.J. · Jun 15, 2011

Big Foot lives in the North Georgia mountains.

Did you know I have the fake gorilla costume to prove it?

L.J. · Jun 15, 2011

Why would I wear anything during bare season?

Question and Answer

Silent Rob · Jun 16, 2011

It depends.

Did anybody install an elevator?

Sheila Muirenn · Jun 16, 2011

I hear there's one in Wendy's treehouse.

Can we all stay young forever?

Silent Rob · Jun 16, 2011

Absolutely!

Haven't you heard of botox?

Silent Rob · Jun 16, 2011

It certainly does!

Don't you like botulism?

Silent Rob · Jun 16, 2011

I'm sure they'll grow back naturally or something.

The things we do for a grotesque parody of beauty, right?

L.J. · Jun 16, 2011

Right.

Wait. Are you calling me grotesque?

Snitchcat · Jun 16, 2011

That would take some time.

Tea and biscuits anyone?

L.J. · Jun 16, 2011

Sure.

Lots of butter?

Charles Farley · Jun 16, 2011

Not very filling.

Chicken fried steak?

L.J. · Jun 16, 2011

And mashed potatoes.

Brussels sprouts?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 16, 2011

Yum!

You sharing?

(meant for the chicken fried steak)

L.J. · Jun 16, 2011

Figures.

You think I'd share my Brussels sprouts anyway? Please! Take 'em all.