5. The baldness is intentional, to compensate a defective ventilation system.
Forgotten (with good reason) Tribal Battlecries
Forgotten (with good reason) Tribal Battlecries
Scenes from a hat!
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2. There's that famous native tribe wandering endlessly deep in the Amazonian jungles where they frequently climb high into the trees and yell out... "We're the Fuggarwe!!"
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5. As You Like It Have It Your Way (Yea, verily, I fain would have fries with that)
Heard at a New York City Square Dance
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2.Move your partner to and fro
even if she is a ho
Where you're dancing is a Square
Times is where you found her there.
even if she is a ho
Where you're dancing is a Square
Times is where you found her there.
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5. Dude, your nose ring fell out when you swung-her-round-do-cee-do...
Things the Martians would say upon discovering Earth and landing here.
Things the Martians would say upon discovering Earth and landing here.
2. Um... hi.
Shut up.
No, you shut up, We're lost.
We're not lost. This is a planned detour.
Yeah, right, this dump?
It's not a dump. It's Earth.
Like I said, dump.
Oh, you think you can find the way?
Duh!
You are so full of it.
Yeah? Nobody asked me, did they?
Why should we? Dumbass as you are.
I'm not the one who got lost, was I?
Fine. You want to take a shot at it?
Duh!
So.. um... nice meeting you. See ya guys later!
Shut up.
No, you shut up, We're lost.
We're not lost. This is a planned detour.
Yeah, right, this dump?
It's not a dump. It's Earth.
Like I said, dump.
Oh, you think you can find the way?
Duh!
You are so full of it.
Yeah? Nobody asked me, did they?
Why should we? Dumbass as you are.
I'm not the one who got lost, was I?
Fine. You want to take a shot at it?
Duh!
So.. um... nice meeting you. See ya guys later!
5. Pssstt... I think we're supposed to say 'we come with peas'... then we blast them.
What goes on in the minds of politicians day to day (AKA : one of the many reasons they get nothing done)...
What goes on in the minds of politicians day to day (AKA : one of the many reasons they get nothing done)...
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1. During pretty much any Senate subcommittee hearings:
"Whoa..!! Would'ya look at those legs! Wow... I think her skirt keeps skootching up even as she's talking! Crap.. What was the question I just asked this witness? I wonder if Mario got my email to set up my usual table for six today? Omg, yes..! pleeeez keep skootching that skirt! Look at that Joe... what a pompous ass. 'course, he did get the VP slot. Much better than P. What?? Time to go vote? What the hell, she fixed her skirt, so why not? I wonder what it's about this time."
"Whoa..!! Would'ya look at those legs! Wow... I think her skirt keeps skootching up even as she's talking! Crap.. What was the question I just asked this witness? I wonder if Mario got my email to set up my usual table for six today? Omg, yes..! pleeeez keep skootching that skirt! Look at that Joe... what a pompous ass. 'course, he did get the VP slot. Much better than P. What?? Time to go vote? What the hell, she fixed her skirt, so why not? I wonder what it's about this time."
3. I don't know why I'm still doing this job, bloody expenses scandal, why can't the British taxpayer pay for my moat and third Jaguar, dammit? Seems perfectly fair to me.