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Nymtoc · Aug 10, 2011

"Name on his driver's license is Jack D. Ripper," said the cop. "Does that ring a bell?"

parumpdragon · Aug 10, 2011

Bell, I thought it was spelled Belle, maybe it's a nickname.

Komnena · Aug 11, 2011

Nickname can be either a helpful or hurtful thing.

parumpdragon · Aug 11, 2011

Thing and Cousin It were my favorite characters on that show.

Komnena · Aug 12, 2011

Show me your merchandise.

Nymtoc · Aug 12, 2011

Merchandise is worth as much as people are willing to pay.

CDSinex · Aug 13, 2011

Pay full price if you want, but if you're willing to wait a few days I have a friend who can get it for you wholesale.

Lainey · Aug 13, 2011

Wholesale is often the better way to go.

CDSinex · Aug 14, 2011

Go to work, eat, sleep, and do it all again is not an alluring lifestyle.

DeleyanLee · Aug 14, 2011

Lifestyle changes are the only way to truly lose weight.

CDSinex · Aug 16, 2011

"Weight/height proportional", the personal ad read.

Nymtoc · Aug 16, 2011

Read this and weep.

Komnena · Aug 16, 2011

Weep no more, my lady.

Nymtoc · Aug 16, 2011

Lady Gresham-Smythe-Halliburton-Flimsbly invited me to tea.

parumpdragon · Aug 17, 2011

Tea for two, for me and for you.

Lavern08 · Aug 17, 2011

You don't send me flowers anymore.

Komnena · Aug 17, 2011

Anymore I'm not interested in flowers.

shakeysix · Aug 17, 2011

Flower power interfered greatly with my GPA.

Lavern08 · Aug 18, 2011

Gpa = Gee Pa (our affectionate nicname for our grandfather)

CDSinex · Aug 18, 2011

Grandfather is a better job than father, in part, because the hours are shorter.

DeleyanLee · Aug 18, 2011

Shorter hours and more pay is the daydream of many workers.

Nymtoc · Aug 18, 2011

Workers, many of them, are out of work.

DeleyanLee · Aug 18, 2011

Work around it if you have to.

Komnena · Aug 18, 2011

To achieve dreams requires a lot of work.

CDSinex · Aug 18, 2011

"Work" is a word that shows up a lot in the news recently.

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