DJ refers to himself as a unicorn because he's a unic who owns a lot of Piers Anthony books.
Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)
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Flyingtart doesn't have any shoes, because her husband insists she remain barefoot and pregnant.
Last year the city of New York passed a law that forbids Nymtoc from taking off his shoes in any public space.
Drachen Jager's hooves don't smell, but anyone who comes within a meter of his breath passes out.
But the Pentagon forgot about Nymtoc when they realized that one milligram of DJ's rainbow-colored stuff is enough to kill thousands.
Captain Ryan got his title because he was the captain of his hopscotch team in kindergarten. It's the only title he has ever had, and he is very proud of it.
After completing a degree in the Sorbonne, Nymtoc was recruited by the Canadian Intelligence agency. During this time Nymtoc infiltrated a Scottish folkband, and eventually was sent into exile after outing the American Secretary of Defense in a gay rally in the Vatican City.
Drachen Jager (if that is his real name) was once mistaken for Britney Spears and spent a week filming a music video, in a leotard. He said it was the best time of his life, despite the talcum powder.
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When fighting, Nugus is never sure if he wants to punch his opponents, chop them, or make them smell his feet.
AO has lived his entire life within a six block radius of his parent's house. He's afraid if he goes any further he'll get lost.
DJ took solace in religion after his significant other was unfaithful to him. He's converted to Islam and intends to stone her to death tomorrow at lunch.
Nymtoc stands in the shadow of Lincoln Center, atop an old bucket, expressing his personal opinions to passersby. It is his special mission.
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