Scenes from a hat!

Steve Coate · Oct 27, 2011

1. Wall Street Blues

Lavern08 · Oct 28, 2011

2. How I Met Your Stockbroker

poetinahat · Nov 1, 2011

3. Goldman Sachs and the City

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 1, 2011

4. American Hobo

Snowstorm · Nov 1, 2011

5. Nightmare on Wall Street.

Slogans for the GOP campaign.

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 1, 2011

1. "Boo to you all!"

Snowstorm · Nov 1, 2011

2. "Vote for me and I'll tell you what you want to hear."

poetinahat · Nov 1, 2011

3. "Hey, this is one-third of the way to the 10,000th post in the Scenes from a Hat thread... if you round down! You've GOT to vote for... um... our candidate!"

Williebee · Nov 1, 2011

4. Hey, if you double up on the last count you get to vote for the Devil and.. um..

Go Fish.

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 1, 2011

5. Abortions for some, small american flags for others!

Lamest Suspect Interrogation Ever

iLion · Nov 2, 2011

1. Aww.. come on, Joey. You were seen robbing the bank, we have cam photos of it, and your own wife said she drove the get-away car for you. Are you sure it was just someone who looks a lot like you? Okay, you can go... but call us if you hear anything on the street about this, okay?

Lavern08 · Nov 2, 2011

2. You have an alibi? Ok, you can go. Sorry for the inconvenience. Drive safely, and call me if you wanna get together for lunch or something, ok?

poetinahat · Nov 3, 2011

3. Hey, mind if we do this 'interview' over at IHOP? It's just that, well, I can't find my keys...

iLion · Nov 4, 2011

4. Well, what have we here?? You're still wearing a red t-shirt just like that little kid sorta thought you had on at the scene?? Up against the wall, mofo, it's execution time!!

Silent Rob · Nov 7, 2011

5. Seriously, this is totally foolproof. We just tie you up and throw you in the river and then, if you're guilty, you'll float and we'll kill you. But, if you're innnocent, you'll sink. It can't fail! You have nothing to worry about!

New Subway fillings that didn't make the grade

Williebee · Nov 7, 2011

1. "yeah, I'll have some lettuce, tomato, black olives and some of that old Elmer's school glue. Yeah, the pastey kind."

Lavern08 · Nov 7, 2011

2. Crunchy Toe Jam

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 7, 2011

3. Now with 85% more Lavern!

poetinahat · Nov 7, 2011

4. Mesquite-grilled... keys?! :e2shrug:

Steve Coate · Nov 9, 2011

5. Cockroach marinara

Things you can say about a book, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Fallen · Nov 9, 2011

1. Funny how these harder ones are getting rarer and rarer these days

poetinahat · Nov 10, 2011

2. The butler did it

archerjoe · Nov 10, 2011

3. Sometimes I like to pick up the older ones, crack 'em open and let the aroma take me back to the good old days.

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 10, 2011

4. I broke her spine.

iLion · Nov 11, 2011

5. Very heavy and a little thick in places. Sometimes I like to race to the end, but then the really good parts just come too fast.

How to say what ails you when the admin at the doc's waiting room check-in desk asks loudly what you're there for, and you don't want to announce for all to hear the possible STD things you have.

Scenes from a hat!

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Numbers are beautiful

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Baby plot bunneh sniffs out a clue

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Baby plot bunneh sniffs out a clue

Numbers are beautiful

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

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Why do I say these things?

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Numbers are beautiful

Why do I say these things?

Riff-Raff

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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Numbers are beautiful

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Stood at the coalface

Numbers are beautiful

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Why do I say these things?