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Blarg · Nov 11, 2011

Nymtoc made his fortune as William Shatner's pause writer.

Nymtoc · Nov 11, 2011

Blarg earns his living as Rick Perry's debate prepper (but he fears the position won't exist much longer).

annetpfeffer · Nov 13, 2011

Nymtoc will be announcing his own bid for the presidency later this week.

Nymtoc · Nov 13, 2011

Anne Pfeffer is really Herman Cain.

flyingtart · Nov 14, 2011

Nymtoc pretends to be William Shatner at sci-fi conventions.

Nymtoc · Nov 14, 2011

Flyingtart, who is completely confused about the seasons, has built a maypole in front of her house and dances around it singing "Spring Is Here."

annetpfeffer · Nov 14, 2011

Nymtoc, who is completely confused about almost everything, wears his underpants on his head.

Zombie_Rose · Nov 15, 2011

Anne Pfeffer no longer loves Emily.

flyingtart · Nov 15, 2011

Zombie Rose writes with the light off because she can't bear to read what she's written.

Zombie_Rose · Nov 15, 2011

Flyingtart actually broke my light.

Nymtoc · Nov 15, 2011

Zombie Rose doesn't need a light, because zombies can see in the dark, right?

Zombie_Rose · Nov 16, 2011

Nymtoc performs shadow puppetry shows for his cats and pet goldfish.

annetpfeffer · Nov 17, 2011

Zombie Rose has wilted.

flyingtart · Nov 17, 2011

Annepfeffer thinks a gigolo is a street entertainer.

parumpdragon · Nov 17, 2011

Flying Tart is the one who gave her that idea.

annetpfeffer · Nov 18, 2011

Parumpdragon breathes fire.

iLion · Nov 18, 2011

annetpfeffer has started a business. She has always loved the sandwich her older brother so kindly made for her when they were kids, so she has decided to make them available for all. A simple mixture of peanut butter, tons of olive oil, ketchup, and aged jam (toe variety). You can get 'em online for $2.99 plus $30 shipping and handling.

Pistol Whipped Bee · Nov 18, 2011

Lion's irrational fondness for the glue (gum) on the backs of stamps and envelopes has gotten him kicked out of every post office in his city.

iLion · Nov 18, 2011

Pistol can only write backwards and upside down. She gets very upset if you bring it up. Only yesterday I asked her about it and she just said, "¡ǝnɹʇ ʇou ʎllɐʇoʇ sı ʇɐɥʇ".

Nymtoc · Nov 18, 2011

iLion watches nothing on TV but the Animal Channel, and when it shows programs about lions in the wild, he becomes so aroused that no one dares to enter his room till he calms down.

annetpfeffer · Nov 18, 2011

Nymtoc watches Glee.

Nymtoc · Nov 18, 2011

Anne Pfeffer never goes anywhere without her dog Salz.

annetpfeffer · Nov 19, 2011

Nymtoc waxes his chest and ballroom dances in ruffled shirts.

Nymtoc · Nov 19, 2011

The walls of Anne Pfeffer's bedroom are completely covered with pictures of Pauly Shore.

iLion · Nov 19, 2011

Nym's girlfriend is a real bitch. No, really.. she's" an Afghanhound and they go to the movies often, share popcorn, and hold paws, and even kiss if no one is sitting behind them.

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

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practical experience, FTW

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I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

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practical experience, FTW

Procrastinating Forever

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Procrastinating Forever

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Procrastinating Forever

practical experience, FTW

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

I sometimes hiccup fire

practical experience, FTW

Why do I say these things?

Now what?

Why do I say these things?

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practical experience, FTW

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practical experience, FTW

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Why do I say these things?