Limericks Live!

Rob-rite · Jul 17, 2006

A pastor whose thoughts were inscruatble
But whose faith in the flesh was immutable
Was caught inflagrante
With ex-popstar Adam ant

PrettySpecialGal · Jul 18, 2006

A pastor whose thoughts were inscrutable
But whose faith in the flesh was immutable
Was caught inflagrante
With ex-popstar Adam ant
Whose love he found quite indisputable

Now on the subject of pop stars,

poetinahat · Jul 18, 2006

Now on the subject of pop stars,
Madonna and Pink live in box cars

Cath · Jul 18, 2006

Now on the subject of pop stars,
Madonna and Pink live in box cars
and as for our Britney,

davids · Jul 18, 2006

Now on the subject of pop stars
Madonna and Pink live in box cars
and as for our Britney
she's writing a litany

Unique · Jul 18, 2006

Now on the subject of pop stars
Madonna and Pink live in box cars
and as for our Britney
she's writing a litany
And here's her paid ticket for Mars.

We'll all send her off with a bang

davids · Jul 18, 2006

We'll all send her off with a bang
'cause her friends all eat bangers and mash

PrettySpecialGal · Jul 23, 2006

okay, Davids- I had to fix it so we can go on.
Check http://www.poetstrain.com/poetrybook/limerick-poetry.html
for rules
Thanks for trying!

We'll all send her off with a bang
She'll be dressed the same as her gang

Cath · Jul 23, 2006

We'll all send her off with a bang
She'll be dressed the same as her gang
In high heels and stockings

poetinahat · Jul 23, 2006

We'll all send her off with a bang
She'll be dressed the same as her gang
In high heels and stockings
her boots won't be knocking

PrettySpecialGal · Jul 23, 2006

We'll all send her off with a bang
She'll be dressed the same as her gang
In high heels and stockings
her boots won't be knocking
how disappointed we all are-- oh, dang!

There once was a man from Australia,

Pat~ · Jul 23, 2006

There once was a man from Australia,
Who planted a hot pink azalea;

Cath · Jul 23, 2006

There once was a man from Australia,
Who planted a hot pink azalea;
Which started to shrink

Rob-rite · Jul 24, 2006

There once was a man from Australia,
Who planted a hot pink azalea;
Which started to shrink
For want of a drink

threedogpeople · Jul 24, 2006

There once was a man from Australia,
Who planted a hot pink azalea;
Which started to shrink
For want of a drink...
consumed in full-dress regalia.

It's hotter than hot peppers here,

poetinahat · Jul 24, 2006

It's hotter than hot peppers here,
so sweaty, my t-shirt looks clear!

Unique · Jul 25, 2006

It's hotter than hot peppers here,
so sweaty, my t-shirt looks clear!
My boobs are afloat

Cath · Jul 25, 2006

It's hotter than hot peppers here,
so sweaty, my t-shirt looks clear!
My boobs are afloat
Folks are starting to note

Cath · Jul 25, 2006

KTC is forgetful - a bit
Coz he didn't start a new limerick

PattiTheWicked · Jul 25, 2006

The ice in this place is so chilly,
and I realize this sounds a bit silly

PrettySpecialGal · Jul 25, 2006

The ice in this place is so chilly,
and I realize this sounds a bit silly
but as cold as I am,

Unique · Jul 25, 2006

The ice in this place is so chilly,
and I realize this sounds a bit silly
but as cold as I am,
I'm craving fried Spam

threedogpeople · Jul 25, 2006

The ice in this place is so chilly,
and I realize this sounds a bit silly
but as cold as I am,
I'm craving fried Spam
served by an ex-pres called Willy,

Hot doggies can smell up your house

Unique · Jul 26, 2006

Hot doggies can smell up your house
when they piss on your favorite blouse

Robert Toy · Jul 26, 2006

Hot doggies can smell up your house
when they piss on your favorite blouse
And kitty is obsessed

Limericks Live!

A wanderer returning...

roll, roll, roll in ze hay

Numbers are beautiful

The mean one

Agent of Doom

roll, roll, roll in ze hay

The mean one

Numbers are beautiful

roll, roll, roll in ze hay

Luftmensch Emeritus, A.D.D.

The mean one

A wanderer returning...

This is my BEST side!

Numbers are beautiful

Agent of Doom

The mean one

The mean one

Unleashing Hell.

roll, roll, roll in ze hay

Agent of Doom

This is my BEST side!

Agent of Doom

Robert Toy