Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott · Dec 28, 2011

No, I don't.

What the heck are you talking about?

swachski · Dec 28, 2011

Liza always knows what she's talking about.

But do we ever get it?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 28, 2011

I get it.

Something to do with hot firemen?

swachski · Dec 28, 2011

Maybe they're hot from hanging out around fires.

Do you think that's what she means?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 28, 2011

It must be.

What else could it be?

swachski · Dec 28, 2011

Beats me.

Didn't you know my mind only thinks pure thoughts?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 28, 2011

I know that.

But didn't you think that maybe they are hot because they caught the flu?

swachski · Dec 28, 2011

Didn't consider that.

Do you think I'll get a fever?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 28, 2011

You might.

Were you kissing them?

swachski · Dec 28, 2011

Maybe...

Are we talking about the same kind of fever?

Chrissy · Dec 28, 2011

Fever: elevated tempterature, usually due to a cold, flu, or hot fireman.

So....how hot was he?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 28, 2011

Too hot to handle.

Are your hands recovering too?

Chrissy · Dec 28, 2011

I was wearing oven mitts.

But my lips... do you have some extra neosporin handy?

L.J. · Dec 28, 2011

Do you think firemen ever get fired?

Just askin'...

Jehhillenberg · Dec 28, 2011

Maybe. They get toasted for sure.

Worried?

swachski · Dec 28, 2011

They must have really big toasters.

Butter or jelly?

Jehhillenberg · Dec 28, 2011

Both please.

On wheat?

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 28, 2011

Oh .. I love wheat

have you ever ridden on a combine?

L.J. · Dec 29, 2011

No, but I've ridden on a mule.

Should I send a John Deere letter?

swachski · Dec 29, 2011

Break it to him gently.

He prefers horse power to mule power, doesn't he?

Seaclusion2 · Dec 29, 2011

No, it wasn't a stub or a burn.

What was that injury?

L.J. · Dec 29, 2011

A kick.

Francis is mule-headed, isn't she?

swachski · Dec 29, 2011

No more than Eeyore

Maybe he got run over by a combine?

L.J. · Dec 29, 2011

I thought he got run over by a reindeer.

Wasn't Santa trying to pin the tail on the donkey?

swachski · Dec 29, 2011

No wonder my gifts came late.

Is he moving on to Twister next?