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Lavern08 · Jan 9, 2012

Flyingtart was Kaiser-Kun's babysitter...

...That is, until she found the pics he posted of her on Facebook.

MidlifeMark · Jan 9, 2012

Lavern08 drives an eighteen-wheeler full of illegal aliens from Mexico to Milwaukee once a week.

Robbert · Jan 10, 2012

The reason why Lavern08 is putting in so much hard work is down to MidlifeMark's...
- missing HGV driving license
- Angst with all sorts of alien things
- general lack of orientation in that part of South America

alleycat · Jan 10, 2012

Robbert's favorite word is bookkeeper because of all the double letters.

MidlifeMark · Jan 10, 2012

alleycat once hijacked a bulldozer and ran it through the middle of an elementary school. Fortunately, it was in the middle of the night so there were no casualties other than the hamsters and guinea pigs whose cages were flattened.

iLion · Jan 10, 2012

MidLifeMark thinks he's going to live to the age of 160.

MidlifeMark · Jan 10, 2012

iLion believes that Iraq should be the 51st state, and Afghanistan the 52nd.

iLion · Jan 10, 2012

MidLife's tag line was given to him by his work associates. He added the word "sometimes".

alleycat · Jan 10, 2012

iLion hopes no more of those annoying kids come through the wardrobe.

Nymtoc · Jan 10, 2012

Do not be deceived by Alleycat's avatar. This is what he really looks like:

alleycat · Jan 10, 2012

Do not be deceived by Nymtoc's avatar. He's not that handsome.

Todd Young · Jan 10, 2012

alleycat was a rabbit in a former life.

Robbert · Jan 11, 2012

Young Todd is an old geezer in casual Diesel attire, who once was a former literary scout for Barnes % Noble.

Nymtoc · Jan 11, 2012

Robbert can often be seen wandering through the woods with a butterfly net. He says he is catching evil spirits, which he takes home and kills with a fly swatter.

Lavern08 · Jan 11, 2012

Nymtoc once auditioned for the role of Hoss in the TV show Bonanza. Obviously, he didn't get the part.

flyingtart · Jan 11, 2012

Lavern08 is so called because she spends so much time in the lav.

Nymtoc · Jan 11, 2012

Flyingtart is under the illusion that she is Lady Gaga:

Yes, that's really FT, not LGG. Sad, isn't it?

Robbert · Jan 12, 2012

Nymtoc is disillusioned for a number of reasons. One, that he will never be confused with the likes of Lady Gaga, or Flyingtart. Two, that sticking beer cans into one's hair was originally his idea. Three, that he's short on the most precious of all commodities, beer.

armydillo978 · Jan 12, 2012

Flyingtart teaches butterflys how to fart and Robbert is her prize student.

Nymtoc · Jan 12, 2012

Armydillo has been stalking Lady Gaga for the past three months, but to his dismay, she hasn't noticed.

Robbert · Jan 13, 2012

Nymtoc has been after the ladies for donkey's years. Much to his dismay, they haven't noticed. But there is light at the end of the tunnel: Flyingtart offered to help him out and is currently teaching him a few tricks of the trade.

flyingtart · Jan 13, 2012

Robbert already knows all my tricks from his days as a transvestite kissogram.

armydillo978 · Jan 13, 2012

Flyingtart stole Lady Gagga from me....but at least it wasn't Nymtoc.

Lavern08 · Jan 13, 2012

Armydill is really, really sensitive. Everyone tells him he needs to develop a thicker skin.

Robbert · Jan 14, 2012

Oh please Lavern08, please don't tell, show. Moreover, with your thick skin, you could dispose of a few layers and pass it on to poor little Armadill.

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