Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Silent Rob · Feb 1, 2012

Sweet!

Do they have an expiration date?

swachski · Feb 1, 2012

If so, Liza can try and resuscitate

Or should she just rotate the stock?

Jehhillenberg · Feb 1, 2012

Yes, since I doubt that stock will run out anytime soon.

is a joint-stock out of the question?

Don Evan Scott · Feb 1, 2012

General Motors...

Or are you suggesting a "community joint"?

Silent Rob · Feb 2, 2012

Hmmm...

...does it work on Jazz?

L.J. · Feb 2, 2012

Hm...

Who'd know the answer to such perverted things?

Silent Rob · Feb 2, 2012

Kelly!

Did you get the party invite?

Sunburn · Feb 2, 2012

No Kelly did not get the invite.

How come I never get invited to anything?

Silent Rob · Feb 2, 2012

Because you keep on giving out fake addresses!

Should we send dog the bounty hunter with the next invite?

AllyWoof · Feb 2, 2012

Not unless he is a real dog.

Why do you ask?

L.J. · Feb 2, 2012

'Cause I didn't have anything better to do.

Didn't Dog drag Rob off to the pen?

Jehhillenberg · Feb 2, 2012

And what a chase that was.

Did I hear that correctly?

L.J. · Feb 2, 2012

You did.

Who will bail Rob out?

Jehhillenberg · Feb 2, 2012

I'll have to search the Closet of Everything

Are you sure you placed it back in the right spot?

Sheila Muirenn · Feb 2, 2012

That spot is ticklish.

May I have my banana now?

SinisterCola · Feb 2, 2012

Let me catch one first.

Did someone just pick their wedgie?

Jehhillenberg · Feb 2, 2012

Forgot not to do that in public.

Time for lemon wedge instead?

poeticjustice_2001 · Feb 2, 2012

It's always time for a lemon wedge... on the side of my Long Island ice tea..

Don't you like the smell of lemon pledge?

swachski · Feb 2, 2012

Sorry, I've never pledged a sorority, lemon or otherwise.

Got any more Long Islands to share?

herbchick · Feb 2, 2012

Nah, no Long Islands, but I do have vodka and vodka.

Can one have too much vodka?

swachski · Feb 3, 2012

The thought really grinds me.

Would a pepper vodka ice cream cocktail calm me down?

Jehhillenberg · Feb 3, 2012

Ooohhh. Might shock the senses.

Not enough or too much flavor?

L.J. · Feb 3, 2012

Yes, it was quite fresh.

But was that any reason to trip me?

Jehhillenberg · Feb 3, 2012

Sowry

Got pep(per) in your step?

L.J. · Feb 3, 2012

Sneeze.

What'd'ya say?