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I may still have my wisdom, but I damn sure have lost my pretty :(
 

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You have? :( Do you have Swollen-Face?

Slow day is slow. *pokes slow day* Y U NO BE INTERESTING?

Swollen and Black and Blue Face :(

If I had a husband, I would NOT go anywhere near other people right now, for fear of getting him arrested.
 

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I may still have my wisdom, but I damn sure have lost my pretty :(

I'm sure you're still rocking The Hotness.


Massive writing marathon yesterday + slow day today = possible ending of new WIP. Not completion, just finishing the ending.


Anywho, whut up?
 

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Swollen and Black and Blue Face :(

If I had a husband, I would NOT go anywhere near other people right now, for fear of getting him arrested.
Yowzers. That sounds awful! Can you put ice on it or something to take down the swelling? Or, drugs. Drugs are always a good option.

Massive writing marathon yesterday + slow day today = possible ending of new WIP. Not completion, just finishing the ending.

Anywho, whut up?
Dammit I am losing in the writing wars! I need to get my write on, but for serious, this cold is making me SO TIRED. That, and I'm kinda still a little under the weather after feeling sick all last week.
 

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My feet are freezing. I've been outside foraging wood and blimey! It's cold. Ooo, a car alarm is going off, my favourite tune.

Tea anyone? I'm making double as I need to warm up.
 
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Tea break over, so once more unto the wood-pile friends.

Also this from my local paper.

A suspected shoplifter - a man in his twenties - was waiting outside a house after word got round police were on their way. After a one-fingered gesture of defiance, he quietly clambered into the back of a police van.

At another address, a woman in her late thirties - also a suspected shoplifter - was noisily led away in handcuffs, but only after she’d been allowed back in the house to retrieve her teeth.​

Excuse me.

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Also this from my local paper.

A suspected shoplifter - a man in his twenties - was waiting outside a house after word got round police were on their way. After a one-fingered gesture of defiance, he quietly clambered into the back of a police van.

At another address, a woman in her late thirties - also a suspected shoplifter - was noisily led away in handcuffs, but only after she’d been allowed back in the house to retrieve her teeth.​

You live in a crazy, crazy place.

Mind you, our local newspaper recently carried a story about two people trying to get sham married. They were found out after it emerged that the fake bride and groom did not even speak the same language O.O

On the same day there was a story about a man arrested for driving with 11 people in his car - including four kids in the boot.
 

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They were found out after it emerged that the fake bride and groom did not even speak the same language O.O

There were times in my marriage I would have considere that a good thing.

Too cynical this early in the morning?

On the same day there was a story about a man arrested for driving with 11 people in his car - including four kids in the boot.

Wouldn't that make it hard to work the pedals with that many people sharing the same shoe?

:Wha:



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No writing for me this morning. Have to go play piano for a funeral.
 

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Can you organise my funeral SLC? I could go for a bit of stride piano, or maybe some boogie-woogie.

I don't see why that should be a problem. "Amazing Grace" via bnagpipes has bneen done to death, after all.

I'd personally like to go out "Harlem Nocturne" or maybe "Take 5."

:D
 

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Hang on. Are you sure that you're not just quoting Wacky Races there?
I wish. It was a real case....

Wouldn't that make it hard to work the pedals with that many people sharing the same shoe?

:Wha:
Yes, yes, I know you know that "boot" in England is "trunk" in USA, okay? :p

Afternoon folks. I am sooooo tired right now. When is it the weekend? *looks at clock* *sigh* another three hours to go...
 

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Now witness the firepower of this fully-armed and operational multiquote!!

Good morning, all! Well, it is morning at least where I am. And I will start off the morning by giving you this.

You're welcome.

You can sleep if you want to, you can leave your friends behind...

True...Because my friends all sleep, and if they don't sleep...eh, I'll leave it at that :D

oh, and if I had a dude to talk about online, I'd call him the Fairy Prince. :)

"Etola," from what I understand, is an Iroquois word, and since I don't know anything about that language, I don't know how they masculinize words or even if they do have a lingual masculine/feminine. So I went the Latin way :)

Lookie what Medi got me - again. :heart:

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Niiiiice :D

But inspired by that epicness, and dystopia, I wrote the zombie smibble apoxyclips! Shoot out in a walmart parking lot!

Yes, I read that, and it was truly epic and Smibbletastic :D

and look what I found

cute-kawaii-stuff-stabbed-in-the-head.jpg

That is both awesome, hilarious and slightly disturbing. Is that a pencil holder or a pencil sharpener?

Swollen and Black and Blue Face :(

If I had a husband, I would NOT go anywhere near other people right now, for fear of getting him arrested.

Awww...I hope you feel better soon! :Hug2:
 

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I'd personally like to go out "Harlem Nocturne" or maybe "Take 5."

:D

That's what I'm talking about!

About 12 years ago, I actually gave my family instructions once that if I died, I wanted them to have a kick-ass party to celebrate my life. They could mourn on their own, in private, but no boo-hooing over a casket. Good music, good food, and an excuse to hang with amazing people.

Then I wanted to be strabbed to the SRB of the Space Shuttle and vaporized on take-off.

Thanks a lot, canceled Space program! Now I have to find a new way to disposed of my body.

(effing budget cuts)
 
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That's what I'm talking about!

About 12 years ago, I actually gave my family instructions once that if I died, I wanted them to have a kick-ass party to celebrate my life. They could mourn on their own, in private, but no boo-hooing over a casket. Good music, good food, and an excuse to hang with amazing people.

Then I wanted to be strabbed to the SRB of the Space Shuttle and vaporized on take-off.

Thanks a lot, canceled Space program! Now I have to find a new way to disposed of my body.

(effing budget cuts)


Viking funeral pyre.

That or batshit crazy father burning you alive a la LOTR?
 

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Then I wanted to be strabbed to the SRB of the Space Shuttle and vaporized on take-off.

Thanks a lot, canceled Space program! Now I have to find a new way to disposed of my body.

(effing budget cuts)

Tsk. NASA is just NOT sympathetic enough to the post mortem needs of American citizens! SMH... :p
 

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Oh, and that was the sound of finishing the Big Climactic Ending and Epiloge of a WIP. Course, it's only 30% complete, but at least I got down on paper the Things That Need to Happen at The End.

Now to write all that bothersome Middle Section and Actual Plot Development crap.
 

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Viking funeral pyre.

That or batshit crazy father burning you alive a la LOTR?

The former. Although, once I'm done, I'm not too concerned with what happens to my body. Maybe donate it to science and hope I come back as a Zyborg*

Tsk. NASA is just NOT sympathetic enough to the post mortem needs of American citizens! SMH... :p

I know, RIGHT?!




*zombie cyborg
 
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