I may still have my wisdom, but I damn sure have lost my pretty![]()
You have?Do you have Swollen-Face?
Slow day is slow. *pokes slow day* Y U NO BE INTERESTING?
I may still have my wisdom, but I damn sure have lost my pretty![]()
Yowzers. That sounds awful! Can you put ice on it or something to take down the swelling? Or, drugs. Drugs are always a good option.Swollen and Black and Blue Face
If I had a husband, I would NOT go anywhere near other people right now, for fear of getting him arrested.
Dammit I am losing in the writing wars! I need to get my write on, but for serious, this cold is making me SO TIRED. That, and I'm kinda still a little under the weather after feeling sick all last week.Massive writing marathon yesterday + slow day today = possible ending of new WIP. Not completion, just finishing the ending.
Anywho, whut up?

Also this from my local paper.
A suspected shoplifter - a man in his twenties - was waiting outside a house after word got round police were on their way. After a one-fingered gesture of defiance, he quietly clambered into the back of a police van.
At another address, a woman in her late thirties - also a suspected shoplifter - was noisily led away in handcuffs, but only after she’d been allowed back in the house to retrieve her teeth.
On the same day there was a story about a man arrested for driving with 11 people in his car - including four kids in the boot.

I may still have my wisdom, but I damn sure have lost my pretty![]()
They were found out after it emerged that the fake bride and groom did not even speak the same language O.O
On the same day there was a story about a man arrested for driving with 11 people in his car - including four kids in the boot.


No writing for me this morning. Have to go play piano for a funeral.
Stride piano?
Can you organise my funeral SLC? I could go for a bit of stride piano, or maybe some boogie-woogie.
I wish. It was a real case....Hang on. Are you sure that you're not just quoting Wacky Races there?
Yes, yes, I know you know that "boot" in England is "trunk" in USA, okay?Wouldn't that make it hard to work the pedals with that many people sharing the same shoe?
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You can sleep if you want to, you can leave your friends behind...
oh, and if I had a dude to talk about online, I'd call him the Fairy Prince.![]()
Lookie what Medi got me - again.
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But inspired by that epicness, and dystopia, I wrote the zombie smibble apoxyclips! Shoot out in a walmart parking lot!
and look what I found
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Swollen and Black and Blue Face
If I had a husband, I would NOT go anywhere near other people right now, for fear of getting him arrested.

Yes, yes, I know you know that "boot" in England is "trunk" in USA, okay?![]()

I'd personally like to go out "Harlem Nocturne" or maybe "Take 5."
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Ha ha yes!Now witness the firepower of this fully-armed and operational multiquote!!

Ooooooohhhhhhh... Those are fab!Good morning, all! Well, it is morning at least where I am. And I will start off the morning by giving you this.
You're welcome.
That's what I'm talking about!
About 12 years ago, I actually gave my family instructions once that if I died, I wanted them to have a kick-ass party to celebrate my life. They could mourn on their own, in private, but no boo-hooing over a casket. Good music, good food, and an excuse to hang with amazing people.
Then I wanted to be strabbed to the SRB of the Space Shuttle and vaporized on take-off.
Thanks a lot, canceled Space program! Now I have to find a new way to disposed of my body.
(effing budget cuts)
Then I wanted to be strabbed to the SRB of the Space Shuttle and vaporized on take-off.
Thanks a lot, canceled Space program! Now I have to find a new way to disposed of my body.
(effing budget cuts)
Viking funeral pyre.
That or batshit crazy father burning you alive a la LOTR?
Tsk. NASA is just NOT sympathetic enough to the post mortem needs of American citizens! SMH...![]()