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armydillo978 · Feb 12, 2012

It took Nymtoc 22 seconds to think about his response to the previous post. He has PTSD...Pause, Type, Send, n Duck as he waits for the posts fired back at him.

Nymtoc · Feb 12, 2012

Armydillo doesn't have the imagination to think up his own posts. He uses readymade posts from cleverposts4u.com. Sometimes he gets forgetful and uses them more than once.

flyingtart · Feb 13, 2012

Nymtoc wears a gimp mask in the bath.

Nymtoc · Feb 13, 2012

Flyingtart has the largest collection of adult toys in the world, but she only shows them to very special people.

armydillo978 · Feb 13, 2012

Nymtoc is a very, very "Special" person.

rosebud1981 · Feb 13, 2012

Last week, armydillo978 achieved a lifelong ambition of covering his entire bedroom in mirrors when he set the final pieces of glass on his ceiling.

tarkine · Feb 13, 2012

Rosebud1981 is the Easter Bunny.

armydillo978 · Feb 13, 2012

Tarkine moonlights as the Hound of Baskerville.

armydillo978 · Feb 13, 2012

Nymtoc is not only late (because he stuffed himself on dog flavored bon-bons meant for Tarkine) but he is also highly allergic to horses with fake horns superglued to their foreheads.

Nymtoc · Feb 13, 2012

Armydillo is an alligator catcher. They are much bigger than he is, but he is agile. The largest gator he ever caught was 14 feet long.

Robbert · Feb 14, 2012

If you're looking for praise from the tech community, here's how to go about it: Just place two asynchronous blinking avatars under your nick. PM Nymtoc for further instructions.

tarkine · Feb 14, 2012

Ah Robbert, once was human but is now a writer, waiting for the Cat Revolution, so he can be crowned King of the Kitty Litter.

Nymtoc · Feb 14, 2012

Tarkine has been raising bigger and bigger cats. Her neighbors are getting nervous.

Robbert · Feb 15, 2012

Nymtoc is a fat cat.

Nymtoc · Feb 15, 2012

Robbert meows when he thinks no one is listening.

flyingtart · Feb 15, 2012

Nymtoc stores all his urine in the fridge.

iLion · Feb 15, 2012

Flyingtart is gleefully awaiting the moment Nyms reaches into his fridge for an ale.

Nymtoc · Feb 15, 2012

Someone has been stealing all the ale from my fridge for weeks, and I just discovered it was iLion.

Lavern08 · Feb 15, 2012

Nymtoc doesn't realize that Flyingtart switched the "ale" with the real stuff, so instead of the joke being on iLion, it's on him (again).

Nymtoc · Feb 15, 2012

Lavern has been watching the whole thing through a peephole she made in my kitchen wall.

Robbert · Feb 16, 2012

Don't be fooled, Nymtoc doesn't keep beer in his fridge. The reason why his genius shines through his writing, is down to being a teetotaller.

plain Lo · Feb 17, 2012

Robbert has a steamboat fetish and prefers to be referred to as "steamboat willy."

WordCount · Feb 17, 2012

^Plain Lo has the heart of a child.

(S)he keeps it on a shrine in h(er)is closet.

Nymtoc · Feb 17, 2012

WordCount uses an abacus.

WordCount · Feb 17, 2012

Nymtoc watched High School Musical, and liked it.

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

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I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

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Learning the trade

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Learning the trade

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Practical experience FTW

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I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Why do I say these things?

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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Practical experience FTW

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