The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

Nymtoc · Feb 22, 2012

The Good: Punk is dead
The Bad: Acid Punk Metal is pushing it aside
The Ugly: No matter how or where you hear it, it reaches you at 300 decibels.

The Good: You win a contest at the Firemen's Ball.

CDSinex · Feb 22, 2012

The Good: You win a contest at the Firemen's Ball.

The Bad: Your prize involves a flaming dessert.

Paul · Feb 22, 2012

The Good: You win a contest at the Firemen's Ball.

The Bad: Your prize involves a flaming dessert.

The Ugly: You ....em, actually...er...a flaming dessert?

Nymtoc · Feb 22, 2012

The Good: Two guys representing a new company come to your door and offer to clean your entire house for free, in order to get a good reputation in your neighborhood!

Paul · Feb 22, 2012

The Good: Two guys representing a new company come to your door and offer to clean your entire house for free, in order to get a good reputation in your neighborhood!

The Bad: It takes them a week, the neighbours now know just how much of a slob you are!

Robbert · Feb 22, 2012

The Good: Two guys representing a new company come to your door and offer to clean your entire house for free, in order to get a good reputation in your neighborhood!

The Bad: It takes them a week, the neighbours now know just how much of a slob you are!

The Ugly: You are riddled with guilt. Firstly, because they really worked their butts off, and secondly, because for seven long days you couldn't stop thinking of the monkey business you had been doing when you were skint.

CDSinex · Feb 22, 2012

The Good: Today you learned what the word skint means.

Nymtoc · Feb 22, 2012

The Good: Today you learned what the word skint means.
The Bad: You realize that the word applies to you.

Robbert · Feb 23, 2012

The Good: Today you learned what the word skint means.
The Bad: You realize that the word applies to you.
The Ugly: You further realize not to be the only one who is hard up. Your siblings are broke, your neighbours, your neighbourhood, your bank...

The Good: It was only $ 4,95 for a new ignition plug. Your lawn mower is working again.

Paul · Feb 23, 2012

The Good: It was only $ 4,95 for a new ignition plug. Your lawn mower is working again.

The Bad: You haven't had a lawn since 1982

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 23, 2012

The Good: It was only $ 4,95 for a new ignition plug. Your lawn mower is working again.

The Bad: You haven't had a lawn since 1982

The Ugly: Your Angry wife dicides to use in on the only grass you have.

The Good: there is a knock on your door, the first since you moved in.

Robbert · Feb 24, 2012

The Good: There is a knock on your door, the first since you moved in.
The Bad: You open the door. An old geezer in a track suit claims to be a bailiff.

Nymtoc · Feb 24, 2012

The Good: There is a knock on your door, the first since you moved in.
The Bad: You open the door. An old geezer in a track suit claims to be a bailiff.
The Ugly: While you are debating whether to let him in, he takes off his geezer mask, and he and three more thugs rush in, tie you up and steal your stuff.

The Good: While you are strolling along, you see a wallet on the pavement. You pick it up and find that it contains no ID, only $10,000 in bills.

Robbert · Feb 25, 2012

The Good: While you are strolling along, you see a wallet on the pavement. You pick it up and find that it contains no ID, only $10,000 in bills.
The Bad: The three teens in front of the takeaway saw you picking up the purse.

b1_ · Feb 27, 2012

The Good: While you are strolling along, you see a wallet on the pavement. You pick it up and find that it contains no ID, only $10,000 in bills.
The Bad: The three teens in front of the takeaway saw you picking up the purse.
The Ugly: The teens are the offspring of one Dino "don't steal my wallet or I'll knee-cap you" Corleone, the local mafia identity, and they're looking your way and gesticulating in an aggressive manner...

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The Good: You write a book and it goes straight to the top of the New York Times Bestsellers list.

Nymtoc · Feb 27, 2012

The Good: You write a book and it goes straight to the top of the New York Times Bestsellers list.
The Bad: Danielle Steel sues you for plagiarism.

Robbert · Feb 27, 2012

The Good: You write a book and it goes straight to the top of the New York Times Bestsellers list.
The Bad: Danielle Steel sues you for plagiarism.
The Ugly: On the day of your conviction, AW hackers hijack your website leaving this commentary COPYCAT

The Good: You live in a place where the state controls prices. You pay for underwear according to weight.

CDSinex · Feb 27, 2012

The Good: You live in a place where the state controls prices. You pay for underwear according to weight.

The Bad: Your finances force you to "go commando" for the rest of your life.

Nymtoc · Feb 27, 2012

The Good: You live in a place where the state controls prices. You pay for underwear according to weight.
The Bad: Your finances force you to "go commando" for the rest of your life.
The Ugly: At the airport, you are required to strip down to your underwear.

The Good: You go to Las Vegas, and at the first slot machine you play, you hit the super-mega-jumbo jackpot!

DeleyanLee · Feb 27, 2012

The Good: You go to Las Vegas, and at the first slot machine you play, you hit the super-mega-jumbo jackpot!
The Bad: When they get your identification, the outstanding warrant for your arrest comes to light.

b1_ · Feb 28, 2012

The Good: You go to Las Vegas, and at the first slot machine you play, you hit the super-mega-jumbo jackpot!
The Bad: When they get your identification, the outstanding warrant for your arrest comes to light.
The Ugly: It turns out you're a dangerous fugitive wanted in 6 states for heinous crimes (who knew!). The cops storm the casino, bowl you to the floor, confiscate your winnings and...take your pants.
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The Good: While hitchhiking across California you get picked up by a beautiful buxom blonde in a bright red Ferrari convertible.

DeleyanLee · Feb 28, 2012

The Good: While hitchhiking across California you get picked up by a beautiful buxom blonde in a bright red Ferrari convertible.
The Bad: You have no Viagra left.

Robbert · Feb 28, 2012

The Good: While hitchhiking across California you get picked up by a beautiful buxom blonde in a bright red Ferrari convertible.
The Bad: You have no Viagra left.
The Ugly: The blonde is not after a quick shag. All she wants is some decent conversation. Now you're ****.

The Good: You reside in a country where life's necessities --including a TV set for the two state-controlled channels-- come for free.

Nymtoc · Feb 28, 2012

The Good: You reside in a country where life's necessities --including a TV set for the two state-controlled channels-- come for free.
The Bad: Your every move is monitored electronically by the state.

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 28, 2012

The Good: You reside in a country where life's necessities --including a TV set for the two state-controlled channels-- come for free.
The Bad: Your every move is monitored electronically by the state.
The Ugly: The TV is on, tuned in and the power control button has been removed. The surveilance camera is aimed at the spot where the TV is plugged into the wall.

The Good: You have been invited to be part of a reality show

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