Hounding After Hours

TedTheewen · Mar 11, 2012

that's very nice!

And if I could stop time, people would be saying the phrase, "Hey! Where did this mustache come from?" a lot. I would be the Mustache Fairy and I would start a legend about how if you didn't keep cheese in your pocket, I would find you and paint a mustache on you. I would demand a holiday where people would be forced to dress up as Richard Simmons and do impressions of him around a bonfire. And if they didn't, I would do something evil to them.

night-flyer · Mar 11, 2012

Eviler than dressing up like Richard Simmons? Don't believe there's any such thing.

Good day hounds.

I lost an hour *looks under the bed and under the couch coushions* Where the hell did it go?

TedTheewen · Mar 11, 2012

I lost one of those, too...but it's not the first.

Anybody wanna hunt Bigfoot with me? We'll shoot the bastard and charge people to come look at him. I'm thinking lots of profit here.

slcboston · Mar 11, 2012

How about we go the easy route and just shoot some tall, hirsute guy and claim he's bigfoot?

Near as I can tell, none of the believers are sticklers for serious proof anyway.

night-flyer · Mar 11, 2012

I think it'd be easier to hunt bos. People would pay to see a green, talking sheep. Right?

slcboston · Mar 11, 2012

People would pay to see a dragon, too, so let's not get any ideas here.

:tongue

night-flyer · Mar 11, 2012

pfft. No one wants to see a sick dragon. I can't even fly right now. :e2bummed:

TedTheewen · Mar 11, 2012

Dragons are dragons. And I've been told dragon skin is worth some money. I'd love to have a suit made of dragon skin.

*gives some lotion to Night*

It rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this when it's told.

night-flyer · Mar 11, 2012

slcboston · Mar 11, 2012

Or else it gets the hose again.

:evil

night-flyer · Mar 11, 2012

slcboston said:
Or else it gets the hose again.

Well, I might stay for that. :e2brows:

Hose are kinky, right? :Shrug:

slcboston · Mar 11, 2012

Um, can be, I suppose, depending on how you want to take that.

:roll:

TedTheewen · Mar 11, 2012

It's only kinky the first time. At least, that's what I tell my dates.

night-flyer · Mar 11, 2012

Okay, I take that back. I don't think that I'm really well enough for all that...

slcboston · Mar 11, 2012

night-flyer said:
Okay, I take that back. I don't think that I'm really well enough for all that...

I was going to say, do you have your doctor's permission for this?

night-flyer · Mar 11, 2012

slcboston said:
I was going to say, do you have your doctor's permission for this?

I don't think I even have my permission for all of this.

But I do have some Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. mmm...(which has nothing to do with nothing, just sayin' mmm...)

TedTheewen · Mar 11, 2012

I'm making a lentil soup with indian curry spices. My apartment smells yummy.

night-flyer · Mar 11, 2012

My house smells like evergreens, it's the only candle that I could find at the time. :Shrug:

slcboston · Mar 11, 2012

TedTheewen said:
I'm making a lentil soup with indian curry spices. My apartment smells yummy.

I have lentils.

Not for dinner tonight, but this sounds like something to do with them, and soon.

*yum*

TedTheewen · Mar 11, 2012

The flavor isn't nearly as strong as the smell. I'll have to work on that. But it's still tasty.

So, it's a gorgeous day outside and my apartment door is covered in box elder bugs. I hate those things and we see them year-round now instead of just in the fall.

night-flyer · Mar 11, 2012

...

*goes to look up box elder bugs* Are there no young ones?

parumpdragon · Mar 11, 2012

night-flyer said:
...

*goes to look up box elder bugs* Are there no young ones?

Oh I hate those! The house was in their path of migration last year and they were two inches deep on the sills and coming in the doors and everything!

Ick!

slcboston · Mar 11, 2012

TedTheewen said:
So, it's a gorgeous day outside and my apartment door is covered in box elder bugs. I hate those things and we see them year-round now instead of just in the fall.

*Googles*

Ah, so that's what those are.

Not that we have an infestation here or anything.

Though I am trying to figure out where the ant on my second floor - the house's third floor - came from.

elindsen · Mar 11, 2012

Ted, do you live down the street from me lol
Those damn bugs are everywhere and it's really nice here.
That and those orange wanna-be lady bugs
*looks for fly-swatter*

parumpdragon · Mar 11, 2012

They haven't emerged here yet - instead it is mosquitos I am swatting. Ick!

I want winter to come back. I don't want to be hot and bug-bit yet. It's not fair.

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