Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Charles Farley · Mar 11, 2012

Terminal Island.

You down for a bit?

swachski · Mar 11, 2012

No, my internet's still working.

You haven't planted any viruses, have you?

Charles Farley · Mar 11, 2012

I've spread a few around . . :e2tongue:

You know I'm kidding, right?

L.J. · Mar 11, 2012

No, I don't.

Is that why I keep getting redirected to Buy Low Discount Liquor Store?

Charles Farley · Mar 11, 2012

I get a dollar for every bottle of Ripple sold.

I think you paid my rent last month?

swachski · Mar 11, 2012

She buys it for Bubba.

Don't you Liza?
:sarcasm

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L.J. · Mar 11, 2012

Oops. Sorry. I left to watch Walker, Texas Ranger.

You weren't calling Chuck Norris Bubba, were you?

Snitchcat · Mar 11, 2012

Depends on the situation.

Cats and creepers?

swachski · Mar 11, 2012

Yes, you are one creepy cat.

Should I know what you are talking about?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 11, 2012

Yes.

Aren't those hands creepy too?

swachski · Mar 11, 2012

Wouldn't you like to know. :e2brows:

The spirit isn't with you?

Silent Rob · Mar 12, 2012

Clearly, it's all in your fingers.

Did you overdo it on the jazzercise?

swachski · Mar 12, 2012

I know my limits.

Should I let my fingers do the walking, or the talking?

Charles Farley · Mar 12, 2012

As long as they're buying.

That goes without saying though, right?

swachski · Mar 12, 2012

I'm always footing the bill.

Or would that be fingering the bill?

Charles Farley · Mar 12, 2012

Paying is fine . .

Any other generous body parts?

:scared:

swachski · Mar 12, 2012

I'm told I'm a good listener...

...does that count?

Charles Farley · Mar 12, 2012

Let's say yes.

So, do you miss the lost hour?

swachski · Mar 12, 2012

That's a funny thing to ask an insomniac.

Why are there too many hours at night and not enough during the day?

Silent Rob · Mar 12, 2012

I'll take two.

Got any mayonnaise?

swachski · Mar 12, 2012

Used it all up in a different thread.

Finished reading that last chapter yet?

L.J. · Mar 12, 2012

That was the 13th chapter...

Right?

swachski · Mar 13, 2012

If you want to be the counter, go ahead.

Butcher block or marble?

Silent Rob · Mar 13, 2012

Depends whether IKEA stocks marble these days.

Can I get a little granite with that?

swachski · Mar 13, 2012

You should never take anything for granite.

Some assembly required?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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