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Unedumacated foel...hahahhaa...gard duity?drevil915 said:I go back to Gitmo on Monday.
writerterri said:I'm sending mine over to your house to put oatmeal in your VCR/DVD player, chew through your cable cords, break off plastic forks in your electric sockets, pee on your side of the bed just before your bed time, leave milk sippy cups in your car and wipe boogers on your walls.![]()
Oh, man! Anna needs shots before she can go to school. She's not going to be happy. Yes!
drevil915 said:I go back to Gitmo on Monday.
KTC said:You wicked, wicked, nasty girl!
Jaycinth said:You are always so good to me Terri. Oatmeal is so much more pleasant to cleanup than cat-puke. I skipped breakfast, so that will give me a nice snack. Luckily the cable has been disconnected for awhile, so I won't have to rush your little sweetherts to the emergency room, so I'll take them out for giant ice-cream sundei's ( Sp????) Big-Gulp Coca Colas, and I'll buy them each a 3lb bag of Skittles.
Plastic forks in the electric sockets are a super energy saving idea, and inthe winter, they'll help prevent drafts!
She peed on my side of the bed? I must have fallen asleep on the sofa.
Those 'sippy cups' are just about putrid enough to stuff into my ex's suitcase. I'll give them a few more days in the sun.
I'm painting the boogers with 'White Out' letting them harden, then painting over the whole thing. Like the texture??? SOOO chic.
Thanks again, Terri.
( My kids youth minister is teaching your kids youth minister questionable jokes.)
Shadow_Ferret said:My kids still have 2 weeks before school starts. Two long weeks of robbing Peter to pay Paul. Summers are a killer with near full-time child care bills. Once school starts that's one expense that disappears and we can try to catch up on all the bills we've been putting off for the summer and maybe start answering our phone again.
Shadow_Ferret said:My kids still have 2 weeks before school starts. Two long weeks of robbing Peter to pay Paul. Summers are a killer with near full-time child care bills. Once school starts that's one expense that disappears and we can try to catch up on all the bills we've been putting off for the summer and maybe start answering our phone again.
writerterri said:*hands soccermom some Xanex*![]()