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If absinthe can drive people mad
I'll get some and then I'll be glad
My brain will turn green
And my thoughts--all obscene
I'll get some and then I'll be glad
My brain will turn green
And my thoughts--all obscene
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If absinthe can drive people mad,
I'll get some and then I'll be glad.
My brain will turn green,
And my thoughts--all obscene.
The best day that I've ever had.
She said she had mastered some tricks
I'll get some and then I'll be glad.
My brain will turn green,
And my thoughts--all obscene.
The best day that I've ever had.
She said she had mastered some tricks
She said she had mastered some tricks
She used them on young, country hicks
She juggled her plates
She used them on young, country hicks
She juggled her plates
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She said she had mastered some tricks
She used them on young, country hicks
She juggled her plates
while hoping for dates
She used them on young, country hicks
She juggled her plates
while hoping for dates
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She said she had mastered some tricks
She used them on young, country hicks
She juggled her plates
while hoping for dates
But none took her out to the flicks.
One young man made eyes at her, joking
She used them on young, country hicks
She juggled her plates
while hoping for dates
But none took her out to the flicks.
One young man made eyes at her, joking
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One young man made eyes at her, joking
He reckoned her fire needed stoking
She was certainly witty
He reckoned her fire needed stoking
She was certainly witty
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One young man made eyes at her, joking
He reckoned her fire needed stoking
She was certainly witty
And showed him her kitty
He reckoned her fire needed stoking
She was certainly witty
And showed him her kitty
One young man made eyes at her, joking
He reckoned her fire needed stoking
She was certainly witty
And showed him her kitty
But told him it wasn't for poking.
"Don't enter that door!" said the duke
He reckoned her fire needed stoking
She was certainly witty
And showed him her kitty
But told him it wasn't for poking.
"Don't enter that door!" said the duke
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"Don't enter that door!" said the duke
My squire is having a puke!
He ate something iffy
And it wasn't Jiffy
My squire is having a puke!
He ate something iffy
And it wasn't Jiffy
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"Gadzooks!" said Lord Ashton the Third.
"M'Lady's so fat it's absurd!
She can't get her corset
to fit and must force it
"M'Lady's so fat it's absurd!
She can't get her corset
to fit and must force it
"Gadzooks!" said Lord Ashton the Third.
"M'Lady's so fat it's absurd!
She can't get her corset
To fit and must force it
Around big bottom. My word!"
"Good grief!" said the milliner's wife.
"M'Lady's so fat it's absurd!
She can't get her corset
To fit and must force it
Around big bottom. My word!"
"Good grief!" said the milliner's wife.
"Good grief!" said the milliner's wife.
"He chopped up my hat with a knife!"
"And seasoned it, too
With horseradish goo!
"He chopped up my hat with a knife!"
"And seasoned it, too
With horseradish goo!
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"Good grief!" said the milliner's wife.
"He chopped up my hat with a knife!"
"And seasoned it, too
With horseradish goo!
The best tasting hat of my life!"
Warm weather means I'll get more peeks
"He chopped up my hat with a knife!"
"And seasoned it, too
With horseradish goo!
The best tasting hat of my life!"
Warm weather means I'll get more peeks
Warm weather means I'll get more peeks
At sun averse pale nerdy freaks
But what good is that?
At sun averse pale nerdy freaks
But what good is that?
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