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StephanieFox · May 30, 2012

So now I'm a man on the run
No home, no girlfriend, no fun
So I’ll flee to Peru
And I wish you would, too
You fugitive son of a gun.

Sheep give us baskets of fleece

Zeddo · May 30, 2012

Sheep give us baskets of fleece
But shearing shatters their peace

Nymtoc · May 30, 2012

Sheep give us baskets of fleece
But shearing shatters their peace
Some go berserk

Sir_Nigel · May 31, 2012

Sheep give us baskets of fleece
But shearing shatters their peace
Some go berserk
like a furious Björk

iLion · May 31, 2012

Sheep give us baskets of fleece
But shearing shatters their peace
Some go berserk
like a furious Björk
While others simply scream "cease!"

I'm sure that I never shall see

StephanieFox · May 31, 2012

iLion forgot to start a new one, so I'll do it...

As writers, we want to get paid

iLion · May 31, 2012

I thought I'd started one.. but I see it's the wrong meter anyway.

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As writers, we want to get paid
As lovers, we wanna get laid

Zeddo · May 31, 2012

As writers, we want to get paid
As lovers, we wanna get laid
And combining the two

iLion · May 31, 2012

As writers, we want to get paid
As lovers, we wanna get laid
And combining the two
Is what you should do

iLion · May 31, 2012

As writers, we want to get paid
As lovers, we wanna get laid
And combining the two
Is what you should do
By writing of sex with the maid.

(I'm sorry! I tried, but couldn't stop! I'm so ashamed! )

He threw the fish back in the sea

Nymtoc · May 31, 2012

He threw the fish back in the sea
The fish cried, "Wait! Listen to me!"

annetpfeffer · May 31, 2012

He threw the fish back in the sea
The fish cried, "Wait! Listen to me!"
I'm just a poor flounder

StephanieFox · May 31, 2012

He threw the fish back in the sea
The fish cried, "Wait! Listen to me!"
I'm just a poor flounder
But my thoughts are sounder

annetpfeffer · May 31, 2012

He threw the fish back in the sea
The fish cried, "Wait! Listen to me!"
I'm just a poor flounder
But my thoughts are sounder
So eat vegetarian-ly!

The marching band led the parade

Zeddo · May 31, 2012

The marching band led the parade
Through a car wash in downtown Belgrade
__________________

Sir_Nigel · Jun 1, 2012

The marching band led the parade
Through a car wash in downtown Belgrade
The sousaphone foundered

StephanieFox · Jun 1, 2012

The marching band led the parade
Through a car wash in downtown Belgrade
The sousaphone foundered
When the flute section floundered

iLion · Jun 1, 2012

The marching band led the parade
Through a car wash in downtown Belgrade.
The sousaphone foundered
When the flute section floundered;
the majorette stripped and sashayed.

Work has become such a bore

Zeddo · Jun 1, 2012

Work has become such a bore
Stripping's not fun any more
__________________

Nymtoc · Jun 1, 2012

Work has become such a bore
Stripping's not fun any more
I may try ballet

annetpfeffer · Jun 2, 2012

Work has become such a bore
Stripping's not fun any more
I may try ballet
But I do have to say

annetpfeffer · Jun 2, 2012

I waited five hours and no one responded to my last line, so maybe it wasn't inspiring enough. I'll try again:

Work has become such a bore
Stripping's not fun any more
I may try ballet
But I do have to say
The cha-cha is what I adore.

The creature arose from the deep

Nymtoc · Jun 2, 2012

The creature arose from the deep
And Ahab arose from his sleep

annetpfeffer · Jun 2, 2012

The creature arose from the deep
And Ahab arose from his sleep
He took his harpoon

donroc · Jun 2, 2012

The creature arose from the deep
And Ahab arose from his sleep
He took his harpoon
His eyes still maroon

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Maybull the Bulldog

Talk to the hat

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aka Dylan di Vilde

Why do I say these things?

Maybull the Bulldog

Why do I say these things?

Talk to the hat

Why do I say these things?

Why do I say these things?

Benefactor Member

practical experience, FTW

Maybull the Bulldog

practical experience, FTW

Talk to the hat

aka Dylan di Vilde

Maybull the Bulldog

Why do I say these things?

Talk to the hat

Benefactor Member

practical experience, FTW

practical experience, FTW

Benefactor Member

practical experience, FTW

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