armydillo978
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PorterStarrByrd was recently detained for flashing a polar bear....and saying "Nom nom nom" at the same time. Sad...really. Poor bear.
Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)
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armydillo thought that he could shield his identity by concocting a clever member name, but after extensive research, we have managed to see through his ruse.
His real name is navydillo.
His real name is navydillo.
Shirokirie claims to be able to make use of ten dildos at once, though I'm still unclear on where she puts them all.
Drachen Jager has discovered the secret of the universe, but he won't tell anyone what it is.
Nymtoc had a stained-glass window installed in his chest last week. When asked why he did it, he replied, "Well, somebody had to be first, right?"
Pundits are debating whether he's really insightful, or Chauncey Gardener.
Pundits are debating whether he's really insightful, or Chauncey Gardener.
Robbert paid the local electrician to wire a lightbulb to the top of his head, now whenever he wants a brilliant idea, >click< on it goes.
Nymtoc decided that it would be cheaper to just watch for our lightbulbs to come on, then copy our ideas.
Drachen Jager recently executed a series of house break-ins. Officials are still trying to make sense of the crime scenes. The only things stolen were lightbulbs.
Lavern had tricked me. She'd drawn a map and said it would take me to the entrance of Fairyland. It took weeks to find my way back. Had to leave Waldo behind though. *sniff* Poor thing.
armydillo978
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Robbert, actually pronounced "Roubeeert", recently found his distant grand something was Jean Valjean.
Porter was astonished the other day when he learned that some people cook their meat before eating it.
For years, Nymtoc watched with evil glee as Drachen Jager grazed with cows. He only stepped in to stop D.J. when mad cow disease broke out, and farmers threatened to shoot all infected.
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