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Robbert

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No one stepped in to stop m-a-mR from eating mad cow beef.
 

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I wonder how many living creatures have been astounded by Porter's appearance?
 

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Robbert is so astounding, the last time he crossed the road, he stopped traffic... and caused several car crashes. He's being sued by his hometown for his awesomeness.
 

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What a charming liar you are--how un-monsteR-like. Please tell me, m-a-m, can you also be awesome upon request?
 

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Robbert is so old-fashioned, he keeps one of these beside his pool, in case of emergencies.

Smoke-Enema-Kit.jpg
 

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PSB was requested by Playbird to appear in the next yearly annual for top ten sexiest birds....but most polar bears won't agree.
 

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Porter thinks it is a kit used in kinky sex, but he can't figure out how.
 

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Nymtoc is no help to PSB, offering only his limited knowledge of the subject and his propensity to lie and spread rumor.
 

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Armydillo is hung like a tank... of fish.

(Don't look at me, I don't know what that means either)
 

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M-a-m fancies to go back to her favourite subject. She is one of the leading experts on metaphors. She keeps tons of randomly generated style sheets honing in on her skill:

M-a-m is as sweet as _____.

M-a-m is smarter than the _____.
 

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Robbert has been brainwashed to believe everything I say. Little does he know, he's the first of many recruits in my plot to take over the world.
*cue Pinky and the Brain theme song*
 

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M-a-m, what I've been wanting to ask you all along: Could I recruit you as main character for my non-fiction kitchen plot?
 

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That sounds like it would involve cooking, Robbert. Although monsteR *can* cook, she doesn't like to.
 
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