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Nymtoc · Jun 5, 2012

"Revolution" often refers to activities against a state or leader or government, but the word can also be applied more figuratively, as when one speaks of a revolution in art.

shakeysix · Jun 5, 2012

art the aardvark-- was he a character in catch twenty two? or was he a cartoon from the seventies?

Robbert · Jun 5, 2012

Art is when you work your butts off and get nothing out of it.

1970's memorabilia boils down to this: Flares.

Leellana · Jun 5, 2012

Flares are very useful in an emergency, whether you're lost in the woods or have had a roadside accident.

armydillo978 · Jun 5, 2012

Accident is what happens when Nymtoc goes on dates with unicorns.

Nymtoc · Jun 5, 2012

Unicorns are extremely fastidious in their diets, but the dish they prize most highly is roast armadillo.

Robbert · Jun 6, 2012

Armadillo meat is a delicacy in some parts of South America.

Nymtoc · Jun 6, 2012

"America" can mean one continent, two continents or simply one country.

Lavern08 · Jun 6, 2012

Country-fried armadillo is rather tasty - or so I've heard.

Nymtoc · Jun 6, 2012

Heard about what you did last night, Lavern, and I'm shocked, shocked!

Robbert · Jun 7, 2012

Shocked, she carefully stepped over the corpse and made for the staircase.

Lavern08 · Jun 7, 2012

Staircase covered in blood, back door ajar. Something smells fishy, said the rookie detective.

Robbert · Jun 7, 2012

Detective stories fall into the mystery genre.

Nymtoc · Jun 7, 2012

Genre publishers are extremely finicky about whether your manuscript fits neatly into a particular genre or not.

armydillo978 · Jun 7, 2012

Not unless your manuscript fits their genre. Then they are rather happy. Like clowns.

Nymtoc · Jun 7, 2012

Clowns are not allowed on AW, but some seem to sneak in anyway.

Robbert · Jun 7, 2012

Anyway, what I wanted to tell you, clowns, trolls and spammers are part and parcel of most people's daily affairs.

Nymtoc · Jun 8, 2012

Affairs can sometimes be construed as business dealings, at other times as amours.

Snowstorm · Jun 9, 2012

Amours are the spice of life for many bored spouses.

Robbert · Jun 9, 2012

Spouses who stay loyal to each other have a slightly longer life expectancy.

Nymtoc · Jun 9, 2012

Expectancy is a double-edged sword, because if you expect something good and it doesn't happen, you are disappointed, and if you expect something bad and it doesn't happen, you berate yourself for being such a pessimist.

armydillo978 · Jun 9, 2012

Pessimist is what Nymtoc has become after years and years of trying various hair products and still being bald.....like DJ's bum.

Nymtoc · Jun 9, 2012

Bum steers are not necessarily bovine.

shakeysix · Jun 10, 2012

bovine spectators obfuscated our attempt to view the transit of venus from our south pasture.

DeleyanLee · Jun 10, 2012

Our south pasture is in serious need of mowing.

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