Availability
Ready and waiting!
My Snazzy Style
I follow the "thorough but kind" method of beta-ing. I leave no verb hanging and no plot hole unfilled. I will type suggestions and questions til my wittle fingers are raw; however, I do it with lots of humor 'cause constructive criticism is necessary, but fun constructive criticism is the best! I also try to spend just as much time telling you what I think is FAB-ulous as I do bandaging the ouchies.
What Pushes My Buttons (In order of
kink preference)
Urban Fantasy (Adult or YA)
Paranormal Romance
High/Epic Fantasy (Adult or YA)
Erotic Urban Fantasy
Erotic Fantasy
Science Fiction (Adult or YA)
Dystopian (Adult or YA)
I especially love strong female protagonists.
And sexy men.
That Which Art Not My Thang
I am not huge on historical fiction except in the sense of things like
Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies. Romance without the fantasy ain't really my thang, either. I'm also not a fan of non-fiction unless it is in regards to religion--I majored in World Religious Studies.
Turtle Racer or Han Solo On Crack?
We can work with the time frame... You should probably expect to get around 20,000 words a week or so.
How This Fish Betas
i is a english Teecher so i am good 4 fix in grammer, & punktuation or speling. I had also been good at figuring out what was the tense she is using.
I love to dive into stuff on a micro level, really digging into why particular words were chosen. I am very conscientious when it comes to things such as unnecessary adjectives ("the baseball was round"... No s***?), poorly chosen descriptors ("You are wonderful," she exhaled.), and tell-versus-show (Matt thought the girl was beautiful. -versus- The girl's long blonde hair danced in the wind, her sea-blue eyes sparkling in the morning sun. Matt had never seen anything so glorious.)
I can also do a simple, overall analysis of the plot if that is all you're looking for.
IMPORTANT NOTE: I have a dirty mind and a crazy sense of humor. I am severely lacking in the PC department. Some people call me
Joel Robinson. Others think I'm more of a
Sue Sylvester. If ya don't get the references, look them up. Then watch the damn shows. You'll be glad you did.
Want to Have Some Fried Beta?
Feel free to query me. Send me a couple chaps to make sure we mesh. No need for anything too formal. I ain't a formal kind of gal.
Whatchu Get Out of This, Gurlfriend?
You can pay me in cans of tuna fish. I am a cannibal beta fish, you see. I also accept pink zebras, six-ply toilet paper, and panties worn by Johhny Depp (authenticated only!!!)