Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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So, cray. What's it like to be from the city that bites you?
Fark!!! And to think I spent two nights in Cleveland! Ew!
*shudders*
The biggest cockroaches I have ever seen, in my entire life, were in the US. And I've lived in tropical Africa!!! I guess, in Americal, you make 'em bigger an' smarter.
I like to rub chocolate behind my ears. Drives. Women. Crazy.
Of course, the real crazy ones try to bite off my earlobes, but nobody's perfect.
Of course, the real crazy ones try to bite off my earlobes, but nobody's perfect.
Why in Dawg's name would you spend any time at all in Cleveland? Or the whole state of Ohio, for that matter? I mean, at least in Philadelphia, their cockroaches are clean.
And to think I spent two nights in Cleveland! Ew!
*shudders*
The biggest cockroaches I have ever seen, in my entire life, were in the US. And I've lived in tropical Africa!!! I guess, in Americal, you make 'em bigger an' smarter.
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I don't know about Cleveland, but I'm going to Englishland next week for a few days. Does anybody want anything?
We have cockroaches, but they all play cricket. Anybody need their monocles or stiff upper lips replacing?
We have cockroaches, but they all play cricket. Anybody need their monocles or stiff upper lips replacing?
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I think they're more like maids. Mods/maids... spelling's close and Haggis licks stuff and cray likes to polish a lot.
I'm sure there's a chihuahua dressed in a maid outfit somewhere around here, but until I find it maybe cray's avatar should be updated to show what a fine job he does around here.
Ohhhh. Shiny!
I'm sure there's a chihuahua dressed in a maid outfit somewhere around here, but until I find it maybe cray's avatar should be updated to show what a fine job he does around here.
Ohhhh. Shiny!
Don't worry about it. What with running your own fabric shop and all, you simply don't have time for men anyhow.
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