Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

CassandraW · Jul 19, 2012

Meerkat said:
Cray, I've had your back since "hamster," but now I think they're saying it's wrong to even assume you're a dude.

res ipsa loquitur

Meerkat · Jul 19, 2012

I thought you said earlier he was non-sequitur....

CassandraW · Jul 19, 2012

Meerkat said:
I thought you said earlier he was non-sequitur....

*gazes at Cray's new avatar*

I take it back. Now he's simply...beautiful.

cray · Jul 19, 2012

Meerkat said:
Cray, I've had your back since "hamster," but now I think they're saying it's wrong to even assume you're a dude.

Can RT have your back for awhile?

no!

NO!

good lord, no.

gross.

eta: *looks at avatar*
*sigh*

why?

why me?

kayleamay · Jul 19, 2012

No, cray is definitely a squatter. So is Haggis.

CassandraW · Jul 19, 2012

cray said:
i believe that our education like such as in south africa and iraq everywhere like such as and i believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US.

cray said:
that will be good because
we will be able to build up our future forward.

cray said:
why?

why me?

res ipsa loquitur

parumpdragon · Jul 19, 2012

CassandraW said:
Originally Posted by cray
i believe that our education like such as in south africa and iraq everywhere like such as and i believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US.

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Originally Posted by cray
that will be good because
we will be able to build up our future forward.

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Originally Posted by cray
why?

why me?

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Someone is clearly hanging on Cray's every word and has a Cray-fetish.

CassandraW · Jul 19, 2012

parumpdragon said:
Someone is clearly hanging on Cray's every word and has a Cray-fetish.

it's just a girl-crush. I'll get over it as soon as he's back to his regular avatar.

BigWords · Jul 19, 2012

I'm in the strange part of the internet again...

CassandraW · Jul 19, 2012

*gazes worshipfully at Cray*

I wish I had pretty blonde hair like yours, Cray. I think I'll get mine cut the same way. And you have such a great figure. Do you work out? And you know soooo much about geography.

*sighs*

cray · Jul 19, 2012

you all suck.

CassandraW · Jul 19, 2012

Cray, I may have accidentally reported you instead of giving you a rep point. Sorry about that.

See? I apologized. I don't suck.

Haggis · Jul 19, 2012

*wanders in*

Hmm. Looks normal.

Okay. Bye.

*wanders out*

CassandraW · Jul 19, 2012

Haggis said:
*wanders in*

Hmm. Looks normal.

Okay. Bye.

*wanders out*

You aren't even going to tell Cray how pretty he looks?

Haggis · Jul 19, 2012

You might give him a box of Kleenex and tell him...you know...how to make himself more appealing.

CassandraW · Jul 19, 2012

Haggis said:
You might give him a box of Kleenex and tell him...you know...how to make himself more appealing.

Yeah, he's not exactly an hourglass, is he? Maybe a corset is in order, too.
Not sure what we can do about his cankles.

Haggis · Jul 19, 2012

CassandraW said:
Yeah, he's not exactly an hourglass, is he? Maybe a corset is in order, too.
Not sure what we can do about his cankles.

Chain saw?

cray · Jul 19, 2012

Haggis · Jul 19, 2012

Sorry, dude. But you ain't no Marilyn Monroe. Hell, you're not even a Twiggy.

cray · Jul 19, 2012

Haggis said:
Sorry, dude. But you ain't no Marilyn Monroe. Hell, you're not even a Twiggy.

my EYES are up here haggis!

sheeez!

Silent Rob · Jul 19, 2012

Total gross out, though.

Meerkat · Jul 19, 2012

The first rule of improv: don't judge and don't dispute whatever the...what's that? Crayleen is a dude?! Oh gawd, I think I'm gonna be s----ulllllppppp! Oh geez....here com---ralphhhhhh!

NinaK · Jul 19, 2012

Oh charades,

I know! I know!

The Crying Game.

I love that movie.

Rolling Thunder · Jul 19, 2012

Meerkat said:
The first rule of improv: don't judge and don't dispute whatever the...what's that? Crayleen is a dude?! Oh gawd, I think I'm gonna be s----ulllllppppp! Oh geez....here com---ralphhhhhh!

At least the harlot had enough sense to cover her pipple.

Meerkat · Jul 19, 2012

What gets me is the deception. The Crayftiness with which we were all so duped. Especially those of us....closest...errrrughgh!

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