Abby knows better than to go near my coffee...
See? SEE??
You don't mess with the java. You just don't.
A little of both, if she's anything like my girl.
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See? SEE??
You don't mess with the java. You just don't.
A little of both, if she's anything like my girl.
A little of both, if she's anything like my girl.
The Art of Sparkling is learned best when young and should be highly encouraged. *nods*
It isn't blatant - OMG, who spilled silver sparkles over the room - but somehow, that odd sparkle here and there. Like, ONE shiny little silver bit glimmering in the sunlight out the corner of my eye... And I have to go find out what is making the light attract my attention, even though I am already 99% certain of what I'll find before I get up and look. Massive, massive distraction when I am meant to be working.
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Sparkles should be banned from the planet and then eradicated. I wouldn't even wish sparkles on invading aliens.
*shudders*
Abby knows better than to go near my coffee...
Zoe pulls that same trick. Not sure if it is deliberate or not though.
I won't be stealing your coffee... you'll be making some for me and willingly handing it over, Mister.
No coffee, no sexah timez.
*is a girl and knows how to get what she wants*
Oh, you'll get the good stuff. Just not from my cup.
*protects coffee*
Oh, you'll get the good stuff. Just not from my cup.
*protects coffee*
But... can't I just have one sip?
My daughter would be crushed to hear this.
Also, I happen to really like the stickers on my laptop, so there.
Oh, you'll get the good stuff. Just not from my cup.
*protects coffee*
Darn skippy!
Protect the bean! Protect the bean!
Okay, maybe I need to back off a little on the number of cups I have.
I don't have stickers on my laptop... 
And somehow I don't think they would be looked upon well at work. My boss and co-workers already think I'm weird.
And somehow I don't think they would be looked upon well at work. My boss and co-workers already think I'm weird.
I don't have stickers on my laptop...
And somehow I don't think they would be looked upon well at work. My boss and co-workers already think I'm weird.
So... you've got nothing to lose then.
Bet your daughters would have fun putting stickers on your laptop, too.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
As for me, I simply do not have enough sparkles. Sometimes, when my skin starts to itch because of the bugs crawling underneath, I know that a world without sparkles is a world without a reason to live.
One time, I was on the street corner, you know--gettin' money for some sparkles. And this guy came and tried to rob me. I pulled a razor out of my boot and chased him down the street. Nothing gets between me and my sparkles.
*gives sara some money crumbled into little balls*
So, you can hook me up, right?
So, no one will come kidnap me?
How about just a ride to Soapy's, then? I just know she's going to get that air hockey table!
How about just a ride to Soapy's, then? I just know she's going to get that air hockey table!
Night, you would have to pick the time when my car is in need of work for this request. Seriously. Of all the times, this is the one when I simply cannot do this.
You're killing me, here. I even had to sell the van for scrap because it was getting a bit to conspicuous. I have another one waiting in a barn someplace and I just need to get some paint on it. Always have a back-up.
And while we're at it, I don't like the term "kidnapping" and prefer to say "surprise adoption", ok? It just sounds better.
You're killing me, here. I even had to sell the van for scrap because it was getting a bit to conspicuous. I have another one waiting in a barn someplace and I just need to get some paint on it. Always have a back-up.
And while we're at it, I don't like the term "kidnapping" and prefer to say "surprise adoption", ok? It just sounds better.
I can't even get Ted to kidnap me.... Seriously, I broke down crying at work twice the last two days. I need to get away. Preferably not with duct tape or
chloroform involved...
I'm thinking maybe I'll just go to the park a few days and sketch or something. Just something to get out of the house. The zoo depresses me. And I don't have money to go 'out' anywhere nor do I like going out alone. Too many drunks hit on you if you're alone.
Too many drunks hit on you if you're alone.
At least somebody thinks you're hot. I'm jealous. Nobody hits on me. Unless they are really confused due to certain chemical reactions in their brains that cause them to confuse me with Brad Pitt. Again.
Yeah, but at some point, they sober up.
The trick is leaving the bar before that happens. Then the next day they'll all be talking about some beauty that was in there the night before.
I don't beer-goggle anymore. And I prefer to have something to talk about with the lady. I'm a gentleman, after all.
Hey, bft. I've had too much gin. It's the first really summery day here in London since we had that freak few days in May (and then it rained on the jubilee weekend - ha, ha! - God, I'm so patriotic) so I am celebrating by being drunken.
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