Write Something About The Person Above You (Volume IV)

sneakysnail · Aug 27, 2012

^found that eating steak made his head big again.

swachski · Aug 27, 2012

^needs to go to the ban thread cuz I feel like banning her.

sneakysnail · Aug 27, 2012

^adds peer pressure to go to the ban thread... cuz it's where all the cool kids hang out.

shyne · Aug 27, 2012

^forgot that the cool kids hang out around the ice cream

swachski · Aug 27, 2012

^extremely cryogenic

sneakysnail · Aug 27, 2012

^Broke into a few pieces after being cryo preserved and then accidentally being dropped on the floor after coming out of the storage tank.

shyne · Aug 27, 2012

^shouldn't worry because swachski is part Terminator 2

kenthepen · Aug 27, 2012

^has bionics-envy

Lavern08 · Aug 27, 2012

^ Has the word ubuntu tattooed on his bum.

PorterStarrByrd · Aug 27, 2012

^ really really really like grits since the accident

SWest · Aug 27, 2012

^ has flashbacks of The Grit Incident of 2007 every time someone says "Here's mud in yer eye!"...

kenthepen · Aug 27, 2012

^denies powdered sugar and syrup incident of 2008, despite internet video

SWest · Aug 27, 2012

^ notorious cut-and-pasterer...

swachski · Aug 27, 2012

^ uses plaster in the most unorthodox ways

kenthepen · Aug 27, 2012

^cuts pasties from wardrobe when plastered

Silent Rob · Aug 28, 2012

^has a wardrobe that is totally unsuitable for all four seasons

Silent Rob · Aug 28, 2012

^Never goes through a back door without a lion trap

swachski · Aug 28, 2012

^related to Mufasa on his mother's side, twice removed.

Duchessmary · Aug 28, 2012

^craves a cub sammich

shyne · Aug 28, 2012

^hold the meow

swachski · Aug 28, 2012

^likes extra catsup

kenthepen · Aug 28, 2012

^Likes her cub sammich with B7 Snake Sauce

swachski · Aug 28, 2012

^tempting mall shoppers with a special on Garden of Eden snake oil

kenthepen · Aug 28, 2012

^likes to offer GoE snake oil with her apples

swachski · Aug 28, 2012

^ is forbidden from climbing trees, 'n stuff