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So let me step out for a beer
and then I'll let out a big cheer!
I'll sing and dance,
take a belligerent stance
and probably pass out, I fear.
If haikus and limericks fought
and then I'll let out a big cheer!
I'll sing and dance,
take a belligerent stance
and probably pass out, I fear.
If haikus and limericks fought
If haikus and limericks fought
(I think) It would all be for nought.
The puns would butt in
Common sense would wear thin
and yet we won't do as we ought.
When putting it up for the night
(I think) It would all be for nought.
The puns would butt in
Common sense would wear thin
and yet we won't do as we ought.
When putting it up for the night
When putting it up for the night
one resists the strong urge to fight.
Instead one will stroke
and forgo the poke
one resists the strong urge to fight.
Instead one will stroke
and forgo the poke
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When putting it up for the night
one resists the strong urge to fight.
Instead one will stroke
and forgo the poke
And then pray the thing stays out of sight.
The once was a cat from Gibralter
one resists the strong urge to fight.
Instead one will stroke
and forgo the poke
And then pray the thing stays out of sight.
The once was a cat from Gibralter
The once was a cat from Gibralter
who wouldn't wear his ill-fitting halter
He flopped on the groun'
And said with a frown
"Just wait 'til I get out of this, Walter!'
The chickens, the pigs, and the goats,
who wouldn't wear his ill-fitting halter
He flopped on the groun'
And said with a frown
"Just wait 'til I get out of this, Walter!'
The chickens, the pigs, and the goats,
The chickens, the pigs, and the goats,
Had a race one day in their boats;
They arrived on the shore
Had a race one day in their boats;
They arrived on the shore
The chickens, the pigs, and the goats,
Had a race one day in their boats;
They arrived on the shore
And argued the score
Had a race one day in their boats;
They arrived on the shore
And argued the score
The chickens, the pigs, and the goats,
Had a race one day in their boats;
They arrived on the shore
And argued the score
while away the trophy did float.
there once was a pretty girl from clare
Had a race one day in their boats;
They arrived on the shore
And argued the score
while away the trophy did float.
there once was a pretty girl from clare
There once was a pretty girl from clare,
who was tragically lacking in hair
she was bald as an egg
who was tragically lacking in hair
she was bald as an egg
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There once was a pretty girl from clare,
who was tragically lacking in hair
she was bald as an egg
Just two hairs on her leg
who was tragically lacking in hair
she was bald as an egg
Just two hairs on her leg
There once was a pretty girl from clare,
who was tragically lacking in hair
she was bald as an egg
Just two hairs on her leg
but she was sexy so we didn't care.
At the plant we finish at three
who was tragically lacking in hair
she was bald as an egg
Just two hairs on her leg
but she was sexy so we didn't care.
At the plant we finish at three
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At the plant we finish at three
We work in pajamas, you see
They're all green and blue
and covered in goo
We work in pajamas, you see
They're all green and blue
and covered in goo
At the plant we finish at three
we work in pajamas, you see
There all green and blue
and covered in goo,
And there's a hole in this here one, see?
I got all hot and sweaty today.
we work in pajamas, you see
There all green and blue
and covered in goo,
And there's a hole in this here one, see?
I got all hot and sweaty today.
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