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MidnightMuse · Aug 29, 2006

There once was a girl with an ostrich
She stapled its beak with a Bostich
In a wild fit of pique
She dammed up the creek
Which totally flooded Pt Fosdick

Stuck in my molar is a Dorito.

Tricksie-ish · Aug 29, 2006

Stuck in my molar is a Dorito
I think I would prefer a Frito

Serena Casey · Aug 29, 2006

Stuck in my molar is a Dorito
I think I would prefer a Frito
It's lodged so deep

K1P1 · Aug 29, 2006

Stuck in my molar is a Dorito
I think I would prefer a Frito
It's lodged so deep
I'll take a great leap

MidnightMuse · Aug 29, 2006

Stuck in my molar is a Dorito
I think I would prefer a Frito
It's lodged so deep
I'll take a great leap
And crack open my head, oh Neato!

I'm typing and I can't shut up!

Cath · Aug 29, 2006

I'm typing and I can't shut up.
The words are just nonsense and cr*p

Godfather · Aug 29, 2006

I wrote a limerick but I'm not sure where to post it, so I might as well post here!

these scumbags drive around and they fight,
they drive around looking for a ride
but when they lock those doors,
all they got are whores
and the real girls are walkin' outside.

now, back to the game!

I'm typing and I can't shut up.
The words are just nonsense and cr*p
I'm singing a song,
and carrying on

Serena Casey · Aug 29, 2006

I'm typing and I can't shut up.
The words are just nonsense and cr*p
I'm singing a song,
and carrying on
They should make me pee in a cup.

A maple, a pine, and an oak

K1P1 · Aug 29, 2006

A maple, a pine, and an oak
Went outside to smoke

K1P1 · Aug 30, 2006

A maple, a pine, and an oak
Went outside to smoke.
They hid in the grass

K1P1 · Aug 30, 2006

A maple, a pine, and an oak
Went outside to smoke.
They hid in the grass
Wishing time to pass

[Jeez, I guess this is a do-it-your-selfer]

Godfather · Aug 30, 2006

A maple, a pine, and an oak
Went outside to smoke.
They hid in the grass
Wishing time to pass
til one of them told a joke

everybody look at that ugly dog

threedogpeople · Aug 30, 2006

Everybody look at that ugly dog,
is it his face or is it a frog?

Serena Casey · Aug 30, 2006

Everybody look at that ugly dog,
is it his face or is it a frog?
It's so hard to tell

threedogpeople · Aug 30, 2006

Everybody look at that ugly dog,
is it his face or is it a frog?
It's so hard to tell
(and it's starting to smell)

MidnightMuse · Aug 30, 2006

Everybody look at that ugly dog,
is it his face or is it a frog?
It's so hard to tell
(and it's starting to smell)
Like some filthy, hot, greenish, old bog.

I just saddled up my new Ostrich,

K1P1 · Aug 30, 2006

Everybody look at that ugly dog,
is it his face or is it a frog?
It's so hard to tell
(and it's starting to smell)
Like some filthy, hot, greenish, old bog.

I just saddled up my new Ostrich,
In the wake of my poor pitcher's lost pitch

civilian chic · Aug 30, 2006

I just saddled up my new Ostrich,
In the wake of my poor pitcher's lost pitch.
There was a hole in his glove

Cath · Aug 30, 2006

I just saddled up my new Ostrich,
In the wake of my poor pitcher's lost pitch.
There was a hole in his glove
The ball came from above

K1P1 · Aug 30, 2006

I just saddled up my new Ostrich,
In the wake of my poor pitcher's lost pitch.
There was a hole in his glove
The ball came from above
And the umpire cursed that his boss itched!

My computer's a bit complicated.

Cath · Aug 30, 2006

My computer's a bit complicated.
Its hunger for RAM is unsated

civilian chic · Aug 30, 2006

I just saddled up my new Ostrich
In the wake of my poor pitcher's lost pitch.
There was a hole in his glove
The ball came from above
And the ball's hitting the bird was a small glitch.

civilian chic · Aug 30, 2006

(oops... thinking for a minute too long!)

Cath · Aug 30, 2006

LOL - no problem. Have a go at another line for the current one as well!

BottomlessCup · Aug 30, 2006

My computer's a bit complicated.
Its hunger for RAM is unsated
it's got seven screens

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