Hounding After Hours

TedTheewen · Nov 8, 2012

And now I wait for the pics. Ahem.

Today at work I handled 3 calls. yes, just 3 calls. This is wonderful. The campaign I was in was an inbound campaign with a low call volume. I read a Donald E. Westlake book on my kindle and chilled. I feel pretty good, actually.

night-flyer · Nov 8, 2012

Good evening, Ted. Sounds like it was a good day. Those don't happen nearly enough.

TedTheewen · Nov 8, 2012

I know! Nobody bothered me and while I would love to make a few other comments about the females I work with, I'll refrain because I've gotten in trouble before but I'll simply say I love tight jeans and how well some women wear them.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put some oil on my six-pack. I could use some help, too, in a few other muscle groups. I spent some time in the tanning bed today and I have this special skin toning lotion. But where could I find somebody willing to help a hunky fireman like myself out with rubbing this lotion on smooth, tight skin and bulging muscles? Hmmm?

night-flyer · Nov 8, 2012

I think Hannibal would love to help with that...

especially since the tanning bed helped to cook you some.

TedTheewen · Nov 8, 2012

Man-hands? I'm not into that.

night-flyer · Nov 8, 2012

Hannibal will be very disappointed.

ASC McLaren · Nov 8, 2012

Ted's Lotioning on bulges, are we touring the erotic section????

TedTheewen · Nov 8, 2012

night-flyer said:
Hannibal will be very disappointed.

You know, I highly doubt he ever ate a man's liver. The human liver is so full of concentrated Vitamin A that a single bite could kill a person. Think about it--would you want to eat anything more than 30 years old? A twinkie, a potato chip? Nope, me either.

night-flyer · Nov 8, 2012

I never liked liver much anyway.

Okay, I have to go see if the latest ep of Supernatural is up, otherwise I'd help you with that oil. Of course you could always go visit the Cabaret, I'm sure there's plenty of volunteers in there willing to help. Of course there are worse things than man-hands in there, though. *coughPorterbatterymuppetchihueyapecough*

TedTheewen · Nov 8, 2012

g'night

soapdish · Nov 9, 2012

No pics. Sorry, fellas.

Two reasons (well, more than that, but two main ones)

You know what is the LEAST flattering outfit on a woman? Um, full-body WHITE spandex. Yeah. Really.

Also, the bottom half had no pockets, and I needed to be able to carry my phone and keys. :e2bummed:

So I just did the top half with glowing jewelry and makeup.

night-flyer said:
I think Hannibal would love to help with that...

especially since the tanning bed helped to cook you some.

night-flyer said:
I never liked liver much anyway.

Okay, I have to go see if the latest ep of Supernatural is up, otherwise I'd help you with that oil.

Really? Supernatural was the *only* thing holding you back. Did you think that through before you said it?

*feels Night's forehead*

TedTheewen · Nov 9, 2012

soapdish said:
full-body WHITE spandex.

The fact that you own one of those means several wonderful things. Primarily it means that you don't look like a female version of myself because if you did, you certainly would buy such an outfit.

And just so it helps your writing and for your own future reference, a guy will have read that post as, "I own something skin-tight and light-colored, I wore it, and you ain't gonna see it so nanner nanner nanner."

slcboston · Nov 9, 2012

TedTheewen said:
a guy will have read that post as, "I own something skin-tight and light-colored, I wore it, and you ain't gonna see it so nanner nanner nanner."

This.

So this.

:e2bummed:

slcboston · Nov 9, 2012

TedTheewen said:
You know, I highly doubt he ever ate a man's liver. The human liver is so full of concentrated Vitamin A that a single bite could kill a person.

I thought that was polar bears, and Vitamin C.

I'm going to have to look that up now. Somehow.

:idea:

TedTheewen · Nov 9, 2012

slcboston said:
I thought that was polar bears, and Vitamin C.

I'm going to have to look that up now. Somehow.

slcboston · Nov 9, 2012

I ...uh...

Wow. I am at once both intrigued and horrified that such a thing exists, let alone has been made into such a snazzy infograph.

soapdish · Nov 9, 2012

TedTheewen said:
And just so it helps your writing and for your own future reference, a guy will have read that post as, "I own something skin-tight and light-colored, I wore it, and you ain't gonna see it so nanner nanner nanner."

LEAST FLATTERING OUTFIT EVER. I don't care who you are. It's just lycra long underwear.

slcboston said:
I ...uh...

Wow. I am at once both intrigued and horrified that such a thing exists, let alone has been made into such a snazzy infograph.

Me either. I'm totally stealing this for some...research.

TedTheewen · Nov 9, 2012

And yet nobody seemed to notice how quickly I posted this and everybody is ok with that. This is good news as it means you guys totally accept me now. I could show up in your hometowns with my van, give you a call to go out for a beer, and you guys would be cool with that.

You like me! You really, really like me!

soapdish · Nov 9, 2012

TedTheewen said:
And yet nobody seemed to notice how quickly I posted this and everybody is ok with that.

Hmmm...this is a good point.

:gone:

slcboston · Nov 9, 2012

TedTheewen said:
And yet nobody seemed to notice how quickly I posted this and everybody is ok with that.

Ted.

It's you. It never even crossed my mind.

Well, ok, it did, but you, being you, I didn't contemplate it too hard. Figured it was better than way.

dolores haze · Nov 9, 2012

I started a thread once asking about the best cut of meat on a human. I could have used that infographic!

soapdish · Nov 9, 2012

I like how they advise that you should steer clear of the brain because of CJD. :ROFL:

night-flyer · Nov 9, 2012

Evening funners. Nice graph, there.

:e2thud:

soapdish · Nov 9, 2012

*points to sign over door*

You forget where you are? :tongue

Long day at work, I take it.

night-flyer · Nov 9, 2012

Are you saying you people can't be fun? heh...yeah, long, long, long day at work. *sigh* Yay for the weekend, it's going to take that and more just to recuperate.

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