Learn Writing with Uncle Jim, Volume 2

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Publishers are all about one thing: Selling as many copies of a given title as possible. If a different cover sold more copies they'd be on it like white on rice.

As Han Solo said, "Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money."
 

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The on thing this author misses is that a cover is the visual ad that entices the reader to put the book in their hand. If the cover gets them to pick up the book, then it has done its job. After that, it is the blurb's and etc job to get the reader to carry the book to cash register.

^I have to agree with that.
 

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I looked through the slide show. I would feel very cheated and lied to if I picked up a book with a sunny-happy cover like the redone Carrie, and got the real Stephen King Carrie.

The colors and tone of a cover need to represent the tone and story of the book. I want to know if I'm getting a creepy scary story or something mushy and fluffy. It's a big difference.

I'll read both. But only when I'm in the mood for that kind of book. It's like someone selling you a bottle of water, only to find it's really vodka. You might like vodka, but not when you really want water.

I agree this person doesn't seem to understand what the purpose of a cover is.

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Are you sure you got her intention right?

She complains that a female author will get a "soft" cover no matter the content of the book, just for being a girl.

Hence the play around with male covers "femalized" :)

Agree or not, she is pointing out that covers ought to reflect content, not authors gender.

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Hmmm... I'm thinking of female authors like CJ Cheryhh, Andre Norton, Anne McCaffrey, Kristine Kathryn Rusch, Ursula Le Guin, and a few more. I seriously doubt that one could say that their covers were softened or feminized just because they were female.

I cite the covers for Storm Over Warlock, Dark Piper, Dread Companion, The Zero Stone, Dragonriders of Pern, All The Wyrs of Pern, Diving Into The Wreck, just to name a few.

All female authors. All very well known. Not a single soft or feminized cover among them.

It may be a case of the author attempting to portray a "softer" image to the publisher or the publisher perceiving the attempt to be "softer" by the author. If it's hard action scifi adventure with a bit of romance mixed in, don't emphasize the romance part, emphasize the important parts. What's the story? Where's the emphasis? Is it on the action or on the romance? If it's on the romance then, yes, there will be a softer cover. But publishers like action too and they know what sells. Action sells. Romance sells too.

But there's nothing like a Mack Bolan cover to get someone's attention and get them to pick up the book - and getting the customer to pick up the book is 80% of the sale.
 

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Speaking of Viable Paradise (as I frequently do at this time of year; going to Viable Paradise means that I personally will make you a Gibson), Viable Paradise swept the RT Book Awards this year for the Sci-Fi/Fantasy category:

Science Fiction Novel
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REDSHIRTS
John Scalzi, TOR, (June 2012)
(Former VP instructor)

Fantasy Novel
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THE SHADOWED SUN
N.K. Jemisin, ORBIT, (June 2012)
(VP Student)

Epic Fantasy Novel
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RANGE OF GHOSTS
Elizabeth Bear, TOR, (March 2012)
(Current VP instructor)
 

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Speaking of Viable Paradise (as I frequently do at this time of year; going to Viable Paradise means that I personally will make you a Gibson), Viable Paradise swept the RT Book Awards this year for the Sci-Fi/Fantasy category:

snipped for brevity...

This brings on the question that plagues me. Are authors born that way or are they created in a lab?

Is there some magic place in all of our brains that releases the stories we all love to read? Or do just a few special people have the knack to right the wrongs of the world by writing the great SF novel?

The above seems to support the build a robot writer theory. But I have seen way too many people take these courses and come out with as many rejections as I have.

(btw, if any of you are short for wall paper material, I just completed wallpapering the Chrysler building and with mine and have a few dozen packing crates left over.)
 

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Writing is not just an art, but a craft.

I don't know if I can teach art, but by golly I can teach the craft. And yes, I believe writing can be taught. Technique is a necessary part of writing.
 

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We can think of writing as cabinet making: Can someone learn to be a cabinet maker? Yes. Can taking a class in cabinet-making improve some person's cabinet making? Yes. Are cabinet makers born, not made? Maybe? The great ones may have a talent for cabinet making that can't be taught. I don't know. Are there self-taught cabinet makers? Yes.
 
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Writing is also like painting, sculpture, singing, playing musical instruments. There are skills and techniques that need to be taught and learned (including self taught). Without these skills one can't be a decent artist/musician. It's like, there may be 84 or 884 women currently living in South Sudan who are as talented as Emily Dickinson but these woman may never have been taught to read, never mind poetry techniques.

Yet having learned all techniques the world can offer doesn't necessary make one a great artist, But then, like an ordinary cabinet maker, they should at least be able to deliver enjoyable, even though probably cheesy, music or arts.

"All men are born equal" refers only to rights... and even so...
 

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We can think of writing as cabinet making: Can someone learn to be a cabinet maker? Yes. Can taking a class in cabinet-making improve some person's cabinet making? Yes. Are cabinet makers born, not made? Maybe? The great ones may have a talent for cabinet making that can't be taught. I don't know. Are there self-taught cabinet makers? Yes.

As an on-again, off-again hobbyist woodworker, and now an aspiring writer, all of that rings true. I think there are two things that distinguish the craft of cabinet-making and the craft of writing fiction:

1. Words are more malleable than wood, especially thanks to software.
2. You can heat your house with your woodworking mistakes, whereas your written mistakes at best are good for tinder (and only when printed). ;)

But, they do have things in common.

Tools matter. Good tools hurt the wallet once; bad tools hurt every time you use them.

Design matters. Or perhaps "esthetics" is a better label for this. There are some physical proportions that humans seem to find broadly appealing, and good cabinets are made with these in mind. I suspect the same is true of novels. Most genre readers expect a certain rhythm to a novel. You can break these expectations, but it takes more skill than I have yet in either woodworking or writing to do it well. A "Queen Anne" cabinet in bird's eye maple dyed pink might be stunning, but chances are good that it would be a disaster instead.

Materials matter. You can probably make a great cabinet from warped wood, or wild-grained wood. You can probably make a great novel from cliches and boring characters. I imagine it takes greater skill than I'll ever have to pull it off, though.
 
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I'm bringing this here from elsewhere:

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A correspondent writes:
… it occurred to me that I’ve seen many iterations of your Classic Uncle Jim Advice (Go into a bookstore and find out who publishes books like yours; figure out what agents have clients you’ve heard of; start writing another, better book while your current one makes the rounds), but when I go looking for one, it doesn’t fall into my lap. Do you have a single comment that, you feel, summarizes this, and if so, can I have the link? ….
Well, there is this post that I made many years (like, in 2003) ago (and it wasn’t new for me at the time). Here’s another example from 2005. But I’ve elaborated in other places since then, streamlined in spots, combined elements, and thought about it a bit. So I might as well go again. The question keeps getting asked. Usually it’s in the form, “How can I get my book published for free? Also, I’m 15 years old.”

Sometimes the questioner adds details about having always wanted to be a professional writer.

Well, let me say this about that. Once upon a time, I was that 15 year old. And, as it happened, I went to a presentation by a Big Name Pro about his Works (in our beloved genre, as it happens, a name you’d all recognize) for in those days there was no Internet. And, at the very end, in the question and answer section, using all of my courage, I raised my hand and asked, “How does one become a professional writer?”

He went on for quite some length about Inspiration and Art. I’m certain it was utterly true. It was also completely useless.

Here is the answer that I was looking for, that I wished I’d gotten, and that would have saved me a lot of time and confusion.

To be a writer, you must write.

Thinking about writing is not writing. Talking about writing is not writing. Researching is not writing. Pre-writing exercises are not writing. Only writing is writing.

Write every day. If you only write a page a day, at the end of a year you’ll have a novel. Read every day. If you want to be a writer, you must be a reader. If you are not a reader, perhaps being a writer is not in your future.

Write straight through to THE END.

The urge to give up, particularly in the dread Mid-Book, will be strong. The desire to go back and fix the beginning will be strong. Resist the urge. You won’t know what the beginning is until you reach the finish, and perhaps not even then.

Every synapse in your brain will be screaming “This Is Crud!” Perhaps it is. That’s okay. You can’t make a pot without clay. We’ll fix it all in the second draft. If you need permission to write badly, I grant it to you.

Besides, if you give up in the middle, when and how will you learn to write endings? One failure mode that I see all the freakin’ time is the writer who, at the end of ten years, has twenty half-novels.

Note that while you will think that your writing is crud, and it may objectively be crud, you should still write to the very best of your ability.

On the day you reach THE END, put the book aside for six weeks.

You’ll want to clear your palate before you begin to revise. You need to forget the exact words. You need to forget which parts were a struggle to write, which parts came out in a white-hot blaze. Which parts you thought were crud. If you start too soon you won’t be reading the words on the paper, you’ll be reading the words you remember being on the paper.

Start writing your next book.

The same day. Or the very next day at the latest. Here is why this is necessary: Regardless of what happens to the book you just completed, you’ll want to have another in your suitcase.

One of two things may happen. The first book may sell. When that happens your agent or editor will say, “Do you happen to have another?” Or the book may not sell. In that case, you’ll want to try again with a different book.

You want to know what’s heartbreaking? Writers who spend ten or fifteen years trying to sell their first, only, unpublishable novel. In ten or fifteen years they should be ten or fifteen books on, and ten or fifteen books’ worth of better. Maybe their second book would have sold. Maybe the third.

Rewrite and revise your book.

If the story doesn’t get good until chapter four, cut chapters one through three. (Readers need far less back story than you’d imagine.) Hold a pistol to the head of every adjective and adverb and make them justify their existence. Tie up the plot threads. Plant the clues that support the climax.

Rewrite and revise it again.

Fill in the plot holes. Add characterization to the minor characters. Improve the dialog. Check the facts. Tighten up the sloppy parts. Cut the dull ones.

Rewrite and revise it one more time.

It’s helpful to print it out in a format, and with a font, that you don’t usually use for your reading copy. It’s also helpful to read the book aloud, putting a check mark in the margin every time you stumble or find something you want to fix.

Give copies to your beta readers.

These are friends who are willing to tell you the brutal truth about your book. Ask them to tear it apart. To nitpick the heck out of it. A dirty-minded high school freshman is a wonderful thing. Pick someone who can’t count to seventy without laughing, to make sure that you haven’t inadvertently written a hilarious book. An expert in the location where the book is set would be good. So would an expert in the professions of the main characters. Don’t abuse your beta readers’ good nature by giving them anything less than your most polished final draft.

With the beta readers’ suggestions in hand, rewrite your book again.

Take the suggestions or don’t, but thank them for taking the time to read and comment on your work. And mean it.

I’ve found that when readers say there’s a problem in a book, they’re usually right. When they say how to fix it, they’re usually wrong. Recall too that if a problem gets pointed out in chapter twenty-four, the real cause of that problem may be in chapter nineteen.

Now find a publisher

Go down to a doors-and-windows bookstore and find books on the shelves there that are similar to your book. Get the publishers’ names and addresses. You’ll find them on the back of the title page.

If a publisher can’t get books into bookstores, you aren’t interested in talking to them.

Get those publishers’ guidelines, and submit your work to them, following their guidelines to the letter. Start at the top and work down. Don’t start with the bottom-feeders. Writers usually find their level early, and stay there.

If it is true that 90% of the books bought in America come from the same half-dozen publishing conglomerates, I see this as an argument for making jolly sure that your book comes out from one of those conglomerates.

It’s possible, indeed likely, that the very top publishers on your list will say, “No unagented submissions.” That’s okay.

Get an agent

If you’ve written a publishable book, this won’t be a big problem. If you haven’t written a publishable book, then you’re already working on a new, different, better book, right?

Take that list of books similar to yours, books that you found physically on the shelves in physical bookstores. (No, “Listed at Amazon” is not the same and is not good enough.) Find out the names of the agents who sold them. (Often, an author will thank his/her agent in the acknowledgments. Or, you could try Googling on [Author’s Name] + “represented by”.)

Get those agents’ guidelines and submit your work to them, following their guidelines to the letter.

Remember: A useful agent has sold books that you’ve heard of. Any agent who charges a fee is clueless, a scammer, or a clueless scammer.

See also: On the Getting of Agents

Rejection is nature’s way of telling you to write a better book.

If/when your manuscript comes home with a rejection slip, send it out again that same day to the next market on your list. Don’t let a manuscript sleep over. And resist as the pomp of Satan that it is the desire to rewrite and revise the work before sending it back out. Remember, you already made this book the best you could make it before you submitted it the first time. Nothing’s changed. And you’re already working on a new, different, better book.

Only if the editor and/or agent says “If you make the following changes….” should you consider rewriting before final acceptance. In that case, let your conscience be your guide.

Do not engage in Rejectomancy. Anything other than “Yes” is “No.” Send the work out again.

See also: Slushkiller

The only thing worse than remaining unpublished is to be published badly

You may not believe me, but this is true. Do not accept an offer from a publisher unless you have read several of their titles (that you personally bought off the shelf of your local bookstore) and liked them. Do not pay to be published. Readers pay the publisher. You don’t.

By now the next book you were working on should be written all the way to THE END. Go back to “Start writing your next book” and repeat the steps in order.

See also: Varieties of insanity known to affect authors

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Short version, to the tune of the Oompa Loompa song:

Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me


What do you get if you don't write your book?
It doesn't get writ and you feel like a schnook.
Do you intend to get to THE END
Or just mess around while you play pretend?

Write some new material


Oompa Loompa doompety dar
If you keep typing, you will go far
You will live in happiness true
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
 
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Jesus - Right as always, Uncle Jim.

I, poor schmuck, admit to wasting ten years. I may not have ten years left so it's time I paid attention.

Thank you.
 

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I'm bringing this here from elsewhere:


To be a writer, you must write.


Write straight through to THE END.

On the day you reach THE END, put the book aside for six weeks.


Start writing your next book.

Rewrite and revise your book.


Rewrite and revise it again.


Rewrite and revise it one more time.

Give copies to your beta readers.

With the beta readers’ suggestions in hand, rewrite your book again.


Now find a publisher

Get an agent

Rejection is nature’s way of telling you to write a better book.

The only thing worse than remaining unpublished is to be published badly
(lots snipped for brevity)

I know it seems bold of me to add anything to this list, but please permit me this luxury.


Don't let anyone deter you from becoming the writer you want to be.

I can count on my fingers the number of people who supported me as I started writing. I need a whole bar full of people who discouraged me from writing.

My personal belief is that more people fail at writing because they listen to the noise around them than those that fail for poor writing skills. Learning to take rejection as a part of life and fighting through until you can sell a product is the most important starter skill. Once you master that, you can go on to learn the other necessary skills. The first is your basic training.

In other words, Don't let the bastards get you down."
 

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Maureen Johnson Calls For An End To Helping Readers Quickly Find The Books They Want To Buy With An Amazing Challenge


The purpose of a cover is to tell the readers "This is the kind of book you like if you like this kind of book. Please carry it to the cash register."

This article does nothing for my opinion of The Huffington Post's knowledge of books, writing, authors, novels, reviewing, or anything else.

I have to disagree with you here about the point of the article--which seems to be demonstrating that books with the same content will be branded completely differently based only on the gender of the author. Rather than alerting readers that this is a book they will like, gendered covers turn off or mislead readers into thinking a book is too 'soft' or 'girly' (or perhaps alternatively too gritty and macho) for them, despite the reality of the contents.

It dovetails nicely with the other link about gender swapping, unless that was also posted ironically.
 

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In the beginning, the agent told her:

Thou shall not use thy full name when this book is published

She complied with her agent's wish

Thus we received homicide detective J.P. Beaumont of the Seattle P.D.

from J.A. Jance.

It might make some wonder about this gender thing. This, of course, occurred in different times from the present.

Skippy
 

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It isn't the gender of the author that's important, its the gender of the reader.

Did you ever wonder why Dove soap features women in its ads?

Did you ever wonder why romance novels all have either feminine names (or initials) on the bylines, regardless of the sex of the author?

Wonder no more. It's the target audience.