Limericks Live!

threedogpeople · Oct 7, 2006

I think I might have the flu,
Chocolate pancakes - I'm gonna spew.
my fever is rising
Which isn't surprising
Do I need one asprin or two?

Thanksgiving is Monday, you see

K1P1 · Oct 7, 2006

Thanksgiving is Monday, you see,
But those to the south don't agree!

BottomlessCup · Oct 7, 2006

Thanksgiving is Monday, you see,
But those to the south don't agree!
The equator flips

JDCrayne · Oct 7, 2006

Thanksgiving is Monday, you see,
But those to the south don't agree!
The equator flips
And rotates the ships

K1P1 · Oct 8, 2006

Thanksgiving is Monday, you see,
But those to the south don't agree!
The equator flips
And rotates the ships
And roast turkey falls into the sea!

I'll wager a hat 'gainst a crown

Cath · Oct 8, 2006

I wager a hat 'gainst a crown
he's wearing little more than a frown

K1P1 · Oct 8, 2006

I wager a hat 'gainst a crown
he's wearing little more than a frown
The emperor he ain't

JDCrayne · Oct 8, 2006

I wager a hat 'gainst a crown
he's wearing little more than a frown
The emperor he ain't,
Not even a saint!

Unique · Oct 8, 2006

I wager a hat 'gainst a crown
he's wearing little more than a frown
The emperor he ain't,
Not even a saint!
But his feet are fit for a clown.

The party took off for the beach

Cath · Oct 8, 2006

The party took off for the beach
In a car shaped oddly like a peach

JDCrayne · Oct 8, 2006

The party took off for the beach
In a car shaped oddly like a peach
The tires were prunes,

Serena Casey · Oct 9, 2006

The party took off for the beach
In a car shaped oddly like a peach
The tires were prunes,
Skimming over the dunes

Kate Thornton · Oct 9, 2006

The party took off for the beach
In a car shaped oddly like a peach
The tires were prunes,
Skimming over the dunes
And halted at last with a screech

MidnightMuse · Oct 9, 2006

Another limerick got left in the lurch.

Kate Thornton · Oct 9, 2006

Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch

Unique · Oct 9, 2006

Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch
It's silly and fun

JDCrayne · Oct 9, 2006

Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch
It's silly and fun,
Less harm than a gun,

Haggis · Oct 9, 2006

Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch
It's silly and fun
But it's better than none

Unique · Oct 9, 2006

Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch
It's silly and fun,
Less harm than a gun,
And I like to read it in church.

Another limerick got left in the lurch.
But our poetry we can't besmirch
It's silly and fun
But it's better than none
But please don't read it in church!

Don't make me do two, oh my brain!

Pthom · Oct 10, 2006

Don't make me do two, oh my brain!
All these rules! Oh, my God, what a pain!

poetinahat · Oct 11, 2006

Don't make me do two, oh my brain!
All these rules! Oh, my God, what a pain!
Do syllables matter?

K1P1 · Oct 11, 2006

Don't make me do two, oh my brain!
All these rules! Oh, my God, what a pain!
Do syllables matter?
They clash with a clatter!

Unique · Oct 11, 2006

Don't make me do two, oh my brain!
All these rules! Oh, my God, what a pain!
Do syllables matter?
They clash with a clatter!
All this thinking, it makes me insane!

The ogre had stopped for a bite -

MidnightMuse · Oct 11, 2006

The ogre had stopped for a bite -
When the Great Pumpkin gave him a fright!

K1P1 · Oct 11, 2006

The ogre had stopped for a bite -
When the Great Pumpkin gave him a fright!
Indigestion I fear

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The mean one

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Agent of Doom

The mean one

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