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2. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
the same damn fruitcake I gave HER last year.
 

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4) 27 tubes of toothpaste...
26 flourescent light bulbs
Twenty-five dollar amazon gift certificate
24 low-fat soy lattes
23 downloaded ring-tones....
 

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5. On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me her lawyer's contact details.

Papers' headlines the day after it was decided to abolish Christmas
 
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1. The Grinch Actually Got Away With It This Time
 

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Holiday gifts for your boss that unintentionally may cause your dismissal
 

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2. A pink slip... with lace accents.
 

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4. Got him that gift certificate for that topless place. You know the one with all the neon? A friend told me that Mandy's the best lap dancer over there, so I got him a certificate for a lap dance with Mandy, one of the private ones. Not sure who was least amused. Him, or his daughter... Mandy.
 

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5. A gift card for a competing company.

Things not to do while in the doctor's waiting room.
 

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4. Sing "Doctor, Doctor". Well, the Robert Palmer one is okay, just not the Thompson Twins one. (Ever, anywhere.)
 

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2. Reading of the screenplay for "The Color Burple". Pardon my French!
 

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3. Killing all those poor turkeys! What do you have against Turkmenistan?