Hmmm.... Four years ago I was living with my parents back in Georgia and engaged. So on that particular day I was probably worrying about some wedding issue. There were a lot of those then.
Heh. No smexy names, sadly.
Let's see. I've called him a douche more than once, show-off, sexist, idiot, yada yada yada, and today I called him antisocial and entitled.
*sigh*
There is a reason I'm still single, isn't there?
Ah, but would you rather be single, or the sort of person who would date a sexist, antisocial, entitled, idiotic show-off douche?
But he's not those things. Not all the time, anyway. Apparently, I just can't keep myself from hurling insults at him whenever he sets a foot wrong.
Isn't that just a marvelous start to a date?
If anime and romantic comedies have taught me anything, that's actually fairly typical
But in real life, this has got to get old fairly quickly for the insultee
Doctor Who fans, check this out.
Let's see. I've called him a douche more than once, show-off, sexist, idiot, yada yada yada, and today I called him antisocial and entitled.
*sigh*
There is a reason I'm still single, isn't there?
In other news, I can't believe nobody has delivered a piece of cake to me. I've been emitting a silent and invisible Desires Cake beacon for hours.
In other news, I can't believe nobody has delivered a piece of cake to me. I've been emitting a silent and invisible Desires Cake beacon for hours.
Didn't anyone tell you? The cake is a lie.
I can tell you slaughter stories if that helps.
OH, beware the "diet candy"
You think the cake is a lie? There isn't a word for what that shit is.
So is she scarfing the laxatives disguised as candy?
Also, we may need to send real candy to your office to horde in a desk drawer.
Well, once someone pulled a rotten chicken off the line. It reeked and was full of blood and... What?!? I'm helping. You'll be 10 pounds lighter by next month!