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| Tapeworms |
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1 | 11.11% |
| Ringworms |
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1 | 11.11% |
| Crabs |
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1 | 11.11% |
| Scabies |
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1 | 11.11% |
| Bedbugs |
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1 | 11.11% |
| Head lice |
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1 | 11.11% |
| Ticks |
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3 | 33.33% |
| Fleas |
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2 | 22.22% |
| The other members of my writing group |
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5 | 55.56% |
| My broker |
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2 | 22.22% |
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
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What's your favorite parasite?
Choose wisely.
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Be not deceived by the cute.
Join Date: May 2009
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I hate you. *shivers*
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
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It was the broker that got to you, wasn't it?
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I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes Ponds of Happenstance--blogging Sailor on the Ponds--tweeting No more motes: 3D-printing the return of self-provisioning |
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New England
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Rob.
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 48,359
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thethinker42.
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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What? No leeches?
Here you go. http://www.leeches.biz/ Though, if I wanna get sucked dry by something, none of those would be on my list.
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Abnormal Romance Author
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Omahabad, Nebraskastan
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scarletpeaches. Tapeworms and ticks have nothing on her.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
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What about crabs?
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Abnormal Romance Author
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Omahabad, Nebraskastan
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I wouldn't know, you tell me.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
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The tests aren't back from the lab.
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I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes Ponds of Happenstance--blogging Sailor on the Ponds--tweeting No more motes: 3D-printing the return of self-provisioning |
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Behold, yon interrobang!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: WIP it, WIP it good...
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They're great with some melted butter and lemon juice.
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Otherwise Occupied
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In married bliss. Who knew it could be so fun?
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You forgot about children.
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Banned
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Otherwise Occupied
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In married bliss. Who knew it could be so fun?
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Quote:
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Banned
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Writing Anarchist
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: lost among the words
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You forgot agents.
I've heard two high-profile agents refer to their jobs as a "hopefully beneficial writer's parasite" during panels, after all.
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"For unheard of means that it's undreamed of yet; Impossible means not yet done." --Julia Ecklar "You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." --Friederich Nietzsche
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A Gentleman of a refined age...
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Out side the beltway...
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Democrats...
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Writing Anarchist
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: lost among the words
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Why be so narrowly focused?--Politicians has to be a genus of parasite.
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"For unheard of means that it's undreamed of yet; Impossible means not yet done." --Julia Ecklar "You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." --Friederich Nietzsche
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Tigress Tyrant
Horror Hounds Dominatrix
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
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I forget, it rhymes with ***eiae and sometimes y.
You forgot lawyers, politicians, and music critics.
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an Eric Dolphy fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: AW. A very nice place!
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... fleas. They're intelligent critters, capable of putting on circus performances. Still don't like them much even so. They give pets a really hard time.
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Survivor
Join Date: Oct 2005
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No option for Congress?
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
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Inlaws.
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Starscream
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This one
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Cookie monster
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: In between sources
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Girlfriends anyone?
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